THREE TIMES A JMG !

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)

As in, "You're once, twice, three times a lady".

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)

I GET IT!

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)

I didn't sleep last night.
I might go for a nap now though.

I'm ever so sleepy gobbo, and chilly.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

i would cuddle you warm and to sleep!

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)

Anal/Oral/Normal?

( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)

She's got three boobs

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THIS!

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

PFFFT

( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

Can anyone explain to me what this internet hardman racist stuff is that is going on at the moment?
i want in.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)

Racism is the tool of the person who usually isn't very funny.
Careful with this, SSG. You're a lovely man as it is.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:31, archived)

i think you have yet again completely misunderstood what is going on jmg.
not to worry.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)

I AM OUT OF THE LOOP, WHEN IT COMES TO ONLINE COOL, SSG.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)

or understanding what people are saying :(

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)

shut it, honkey!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

button-up cracker!

( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)

YOU OLD CRACKERJACK!

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)

Handsome Gav and the good wife are here.
It's a FRENZY of lust.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)

it all started here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post557958
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)

then
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post558900
www.b3ta.com/talk/6526734
www.b3ta.com/talk/6526808
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)

thank you!
looks like nothing to worry about, but if he does come back he can have my full address and i'll give him a time i'll be about.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)

although the racist was a cunt...
that Enzyme seems to be dining out on this a bit, like
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)

Well, I needed something interesting to happen today...
:)
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

Oh man, and I thought that there was to be no Fail this week.

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)

there's always fail wicca,
always.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)

That was me, sorry.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)

I was going to gaz you the link.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)

You're too late SSG, typical Wales, with your fashionable tracksuits years behind the times...

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)

i went out to buy catfood :(

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)