Rule of Life, #1563.
If someone says something is 'genious' [sic], they are in no position to comment on such things.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)

Ok

( Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)

Haha, genious.
Totally eating stilton & broccoli soup here
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)

If someone says something is 'ingenius' [sic]
they too are in no position to talk.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)

I just dropped a creme brulle.

( Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)

They take about an hour to kick in

( Three Dog Man Your mama told me to cum, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)

haha

( magnum, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

this deserves more respect.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

i am making fish pie for supper.
warm, filling fish pie. potato belly here i come.
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)

I love fish pie. I buy salmon trimmings when they look like
good ones from Morrisons, as well as reduced price white fish, freeze them and make a pie when I have enough :)
I like to put runner beans in my fish pie, do you have anything not fishy you like to put in?
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

occasionally peas but not today.
runner beans sound like a nice addition. there is cheese on top.

fishy things, i always use some smoked fish, and sometimes prawns too.
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

My mum uses prawns, I don't normally.
I love fish pie. I simmer the fish in milk and use that to make the sauce. Mmmmmm.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

I like to add spinach to mine

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

We all seem to put green things in.
KOTP would put bread in his. If he made meals and didn't just eat bread.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)

He should live in a church.
I've only ever seen him eat bread and drink red wine.
COINCIDENCE?
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)

Haha!

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)

WHO IS KOTP?

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

You'll find out on Saturday

( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)

Oh.
It's like that, is it? Bitch?

FUCK YOU, that's what I say.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)

Knights of the Pound
porn materia
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)

*FFVII fives*

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)

I read that as though you had a stutter
It made a little more sense that way
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

My favourite game of all time ever.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

X is the best final fantasy, but I value your opinion.
VII is a gateway drug.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:51, archived)

You just liked Lulu's tits.
I don't think the materia system has been beaten. I loved the way it grew and gave birth to new materia, GENIOUS.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

Totally ignoring your post for the aforementioned reasons
I liked the sphere grid. Especially after getting Tidus, Auron and Yuna's celestrial weapons. Unleash the fury with Yuna's physical attack doing 99999 without fail.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)

Maybe I should have another crack at it.
It means plugging my PS2 in in the new lounge though, I'm not sure I can be arsed.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

Mine's set up.
You can come here and we can hold each other while we play it.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)

Fire
Fira
Firapea
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

*warning, epically nerdy post imminent*
In FFVII, it was fire1, fire2 and fire3. Your joke does not work in this context.

Wanker.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

You're right, but fire3 doesn't have rape in it.
I would challenge you to a FFVII knowledge battle.
DU DU DU dodododododod DU DU DU DEE DEE DEE DEE
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)

It did if you used it as a distraction before raping your tifa doll.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)

I have some FFVII figures
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)

are you on some kind of register?

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)

Not yet, I'm working on it.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:57, archived)

I had one but I lost it when I moved.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)

bacon

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)

Chopped slightly soft-boiled eggs.
If I am not using eggs I like to put peppers, courgettes, runner beans and sometimes broccoli in.
( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)

Excellent work

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

oh yum.
I am making curry.
( spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:50, archived)

sounds like you could do with some bacon

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)

I reckon there's a market for a door to door bacon salesman.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)

I miss the door-to-door brush salesmen
They were very useful.
( Three Dog Man Your mama told me to cum, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)

I'm reminded of the PBF with the exploding pig.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

You don't eat soup, you drink it.
that said, I quite fancy some stilton & broccoli soup.
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)

There's an offer on at Morrisons on it.
It's very nice, but needed more pepper for me :9
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

I had roast gammon, roast potatoes, braised red cabbage and parsley sauce
I am going to the kitchen now to make a filling for my victoria sandwich cake. Then I shall have a slice for dessert.
( the holly and the ivv, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

I had a couple of those mince pies with a bit of cream and a breaburn apple.
I'm so classy.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)

rule 167: never push your granny when she's shaving

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:21, archived)

You cannae shave your granny on a bus

( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

You aren't trying hard enough.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

maybe they are talking about how much like a genie something is

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)

rule 123141: women be shoppin'

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)

I'll be spending the night at Manchester airport tomorrow if anyone wants to come along and buy me a drink
It's 34 degrees in Oz right now
( Last planearm Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)

Which part of Oz?

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

rapist wing

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

sidney

( Last planearm Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)

Sydney.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)

Maybe he went to see his friend, Sidney.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)

Or it could have been this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZQ1PxNzhlI
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

34 degrees though,
do keep up.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)

Oh, you ninja.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

My keyboard is being spacky
Stupid CTRL key
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:34, archived)

Or it could have been this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRkFZA4CoTY
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

Who's Sidney?

( the holly and the ivv, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)

*Similar joke fives*

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)

*same sub reply tens*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZQ1PxNzhlI
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

I didn't know prisons turned the heating on this early.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)

yeah, 1st of october

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)

rule 3257: when making a toasted tea cake don't leave the toaster on too long
or it comes out black
( Last planearm Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

racist

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)

I'm fairly sure that's the case when putting anything in the toaster

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)

now my kitchen is full of smoke :(

( Last planearm Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:29, archived)

I prescribe a new toaster.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:31, archived)

Especially your cock.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:35, archived)

YEAH AND WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)

What is this, 1980s new york?

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)

LOOKS MORE LIKE AN OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY NIGHT TO ME LOL

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH CAPS LOCK?

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)

well, it's normally free, except on budget airlines

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)

Well...
when you book a seat on a flight, the airline that operates the flight sometimes provides meals.
This is only usually for longer haul flights, and you are unlikely to receive any meal on a flight lasting less than 2 hours.
Depending on which class of carriage you are flying in, affects the quality of the food.
I find that the general rule of "the more expensive the seat, the better quality the food" to work most of the time.

If you require any further details, please do not hesitate to contact me.
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:41, archived)

£15. That's meals both ways.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)

up and down?

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)

In and out.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)

Hurry up uploading, photos.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:42, archived)