I baked a pie last night, and I'm baking another this afternoon.For some reason I can't log in on b3ta, I have to type my login and password every time. And I've left my phone at home. I'm a communication fail.
PIE
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:16,
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Hey, let's use this thread to ask Druid loads of questionsWhat is pie?
How is pie?
What pie would you be if you were a pie?
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:17,
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Shush it up.I see you're TOO GOOD to come to my pie party.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:21,
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Where is the party(
Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:22,
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On the calendar.(
Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:24,
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Where's the calendar?You need to tell me these things
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:28,
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I think it's better used to tell you to fuck off.Fuck off.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:22,
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*jumps on bandwagon*fuck off
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:22,
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Druid, why do I hate Friz so much?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:24,
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Learn to love me, would ya(
Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:32,
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I'm trying, I'm really trying...it's just, y'know, fat faced fuck... it's difficult, give me time.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:40,
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Oh, the relevance of the not being able to log in on communication is that I can'tpick up GAZ messages. Or edit posts, like I would have done to put this in.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:17,
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I hope you have some kind of pie rack suitable for holding the vast number of pies that shall be present.(
'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:19,
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I don't think I'll like my pie that I made.I'm going to attempt treacle tart later on. HALF DAY and that.
I might also make a savoury pie.
PIE PIE PIE.
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Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:20,
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I'm going to make some little pies from the leftovers from the Pie Of Great Weight(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)
Alright my little treacle tart?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:23,
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treacle tart is WELL GOODbreadcrumbs. syrup. lemon rind and juice. pastry.
note: NO TREACLE. easy mistake, that.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:42,
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I've never even HAD treacle tart before.I was a sticky toffee pudding virgin until Saturday.
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Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:49,
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Have you tried a test slice yet?(
'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:30,
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NopeI'll need hoisting assistance to get it out of the tin. I'm waiting for Ms Official to arrive for lunch and she can help me, or at least take the blame when it falls to bits.
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Isn't it 7.7kg in the tin?Blooky hell.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:36,
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Fucking hell.That's not a pie, that's an edible boulder.
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'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:39,
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Ahh. Mine are about 2.2kg each.That's about 5lb each, out of the tin. WOW.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:44,
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I sat around in my pants and ate frankfurters as I looked out the window and did some writing.(
Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:21,
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No, I pushed them down my gullet like a kingfisher, I was writing comedy ideas that I then leave and then come back to 6 months later, if they are still funny I think about doing something with them'think' being the key word as I'm lazy, BUT NOT OF NEXT YEAR OH NO. totally going for it, although I do need some help with stuff.
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Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:24,
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*steals your book of funny ideas**turns them into animations, claiming full credit for myself*
*sues you for plagerising*
*laughs at you wallowing in the gutters from the top floor of my skyscraper empire*
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Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:37,
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AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!tbh, most of them can't actually be turned into anything. also after 6 months I go back to reading them I go "...what the fuck was I on that day, that's shit..."
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Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:43,
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then poured the water all over yourselfbliss!
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hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:24,
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Will there be pie throwing at this bash?(
hedonistmas lunging wildly at the Pope since, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:21,
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I was thinking of making a squirty cream pie to pie someone with,Then I realised that there's probably not a lot of things more unappealing than a damp b3tan smelling of distressed milk.
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'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:29,
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I tried to get part of a game to work last night and I couldn't so I'm reinstalling it now DruidDruiiiid fix it Druiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
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Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:33,
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Apply PIE.(
Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:36,
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I live in a shitty pie-less countryI'll have to make my own
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Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:37,
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Sickrik.It's never had a problem before.
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Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 10:39,
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