so anyway
I hear piston broke went to denmark to learn about cults
( SickRik i am a whore and my boyfriend's in prison, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)

I remember this time a red car and a blue car had a race.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)

But all the red one wanted to do was stuff his face

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

He was eats everything he sees, from trucks to prickly trees

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

but good old blue he took the milky way

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

I've got no idea what this means but it's catchy

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

It's from the Milky Way ad, duh.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)

Yeah I know that,
but what does it mean?
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)

The blue car took the route with the milky way on it, so he was lighter and didn't end up breaking the road.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)

No, that's what it means,
but what does it mean?
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)

It means STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE YOU FAT FUCK

( GoodKingSuperMatt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)

NO U

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)

I would like to see a control experiment where the red car has the milky way

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)

Or perhaps a 3rd car that does not stuff its face nor take the Milky Way

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)

And the experiment repeated a sufficient amount of times

( GoodKingSuperMatt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)

To be fair to the automotive industry,
they should use various makes and models.
( Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)

Did they actually go two different ruites?
Because if they did, the test is completely unfair.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)

yeah the route with the milky way had a billboard with Friz's face on it

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)

Really?
These sound like Cake lyrics
( hanke, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)

i'm wearing my onion head hat atm

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)

SHUSH IT UP THERE'S A BASH TOMORROW

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)

oh god
LOL B4SH!!!!!
( SickRik i am a whore and my boyfriend's in prison, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)

i used to go to bashes
eww
( SickRik i am a whore and my boyfriend's in prison, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)

I've never been to a b4sh

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)

Just thought you should know

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)

Do I mean nothing to you?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)

I've never met you.
I heard about you though.
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)

I've seen the greasy orange snail trails.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

I have met sickrik
at a c.a.t.g ages ago.

Actually a nice bloke and not a bell end.
( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)

I've got a photo of you at the London Christmas bash
You looked happy enough.
( The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:20, archived)

Did he have his winkie in a stripper?

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)

yup, he ended up with paint on his dickle and 2nd degree burns though

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)

For SickRik, these are minor inconveniences
His sixteen inch layer of STDs keeps him safe from most injuries
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)

...
farm3.static.flickr.com/2314/1718052855_55d34f6e3c.jpg?v=0
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)

Oh jesus

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)

:(

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)

who's behind sickrik?

( weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)

Webwench by the looks of things

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)

L-R
Fluzzy, me, SickRik, WebWench, Kersal Missive, PsychoChomp
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:55, archived)

ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE NOW DEAD

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)

there's a bash tonight too

( Last planearm Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)

So yeah I heard this SickRik guy like sex with ladies
But he never mentions it.
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)

There was a reply here
There isn't now
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)

I got confused with him and sexface
it's an easy mistake to make
( Last planearm Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)

They're both sleazy fuckers
But we love them
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)

I'd replied to the reply rather wittily.
Frankly, I want my money back.
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)

The deletion of that reply is a tragedy I don't think this board will ever recover from
The halcyon days are over
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)

SickRik and Piston
sitting in a tree
The leaves turned orange before falling off through boredom
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

pfft

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)

Hoorah!
*bums*
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

oh hai!

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)

Haha
Hello Broady Swordy!
( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

ESME WESME!
Got an exciting weekend lined up?
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

Oh I don't know.
Possibly camping.
( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:26, archived)

OOOOhhhhh! Get you!

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:28, archived)

Have a crying baby on me now.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)

Oh shit, she's spawning!
GET THE ELEPHANT GUN
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)

NOT MINE, NOT MINE
My uterus is a barren wasteland.
( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:19, archived)

If you sit down naked does tumbleweed roll out?

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)

It randomly catches fire during hot summers.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)

And to think she told us she just turned 'ginger' in the Summer!
The cheek
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)

I never said such a thing!

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)

Starving bedouin tribes make a run for it.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)

It gets THAT bored.

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)

Mimsies do tend to yawn a lot

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)

yay! My baby cousin is here again.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)

ahh, the joys of ouija

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)

Pffft

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)

Shut your orange hole.
/ac
( Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)

Yes... and?

( jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)

I had no idea he was into guns.

( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)

Yeah', so why don't OH MY GOD SOMEONE LET A HONEY BADGER INTO MY OFFICE AND NOW MY CHRISTMAS TREE IS RUINED OH GOD, HE'S LOOKING AT ME WITH RAPEY EYES

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)

Be not afraid, gentle Gonzo
The Honey Badger can be ferocious, but respect the Honey Badger and he too will treat you with respect.

Just do not, whatever you do, making buzzing noises.
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)

I think you're one of the funniest people on here.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)

OH EM GEE
Mad blushin'
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)

Smash it with hammers.

( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)