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Hey there Team Friday Night in.
I won over £400 at the races today.
So what I'm doing is giving some of you ample time to create an "I HATE JMG!" group on Yahoo! with time to catch the post 11pm tearful screamers.

Who says I don't provide a service?
Asides fat people.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
Fucking hell, it's not even 9pm.

(I helped save b3ta! Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
I have crushed the salad avoiders, and they haven't even had a chance to order takeaway.
Another pounding slam dunk, KH!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
RT @easty1
@stephenfry God. I want us to chamge into our pyjamas so you can read me poetry. Platonally or non-platonically. Yes I am drunk. RT this.
(I helped save b3ta! Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
OH RED!
Always hammered.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
Has she given birth yet? do you have a mini Hey Arnold yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)
horse?
dog?
mong?
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
Horse.
Defeating mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
Mong hugs dog
Dog trips horse
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
mong strokes dog's head really hard pulling its face back and making its eyes and lips go all googly

(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
Promotion season for Leicester City JMG?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Scrope of Masham A rogue and peasant slave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)
I've placed my secondary support behind Team SSG.
But I wish for a playoff triumph for Team Wormulus.
For yourself and Pearson.


Team Donkey Gums may be furious.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
If we beat West Brom tomorrow I think it could be on.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Scrope of Masham A rogue and peasant slave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
I'm furious
You discount tickets to Leicester if you've got a sideparting
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)
I JUST CAN'T WIN!
On the internet!


*Runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
*waddles after with double donna & chips in hand*
*stops*



*....asthma pumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
I took the crispiest tenners from the fists of the portliest bookmakers.
I was beside myself with pleasure.


On the bus home. We saw a woman walking four pugs.
Circle of internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
See, that's a sign. see pugs, days going to been/ has been awesome.
it's the rules I live with.

If there are no pugs about I go around my nan's, because her face is the closed thing to one.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
was she gripping them two under each arm,
like donkey kong carrying puggy barrels?
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
I bet they were facing the wrong way but were unaware of this fact; thus still remaining non wiggly and happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
There was a lady in town the other day walking a tiny pug puppy.

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
You need to stop this.
I'm going to go out and buy one tomorrow otherwise and I'll get in trouble with the anti snuffle police.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
Can I just say,
I watched a Cher music video the other day and they look nothing like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Scrope of Masham A rogue and peasant slave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
I know.
Then again we all know Amerous Badger does wear big ol ashtray thickness glasses. Standing next to him I feel like a muscle man.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
I live with my mother because fat people are fat.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
I'm Cher because ugly people are ugly

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
oh JMG! always with the quantifying of the financial gain

(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
quite
"Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what really matters. They never ask: "What does his voice sound like?" "What games does he like best?" "Does he collect butterflies?". They ask: "How old is he?" "How many brothers does he have?" "How much does he weigh?" "How much money does his father make?" Only then do they think they know him."

The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:58, archived)
The latest South Park discusses "Fags".
I have learnt a lesson, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
it was a good episode wasn't it JMG

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
South Park should be shown in schools.
Instead of dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
Terrible money management means that I may have to wait until next month to buy Modern Warfare 2.

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
OH JAY EH!
:(

How will you join myself and DG on the war against online foes?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
I'll trade some old games in and shit.
I'll not let this stop our global online domination.
(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
I've got all of next week off.
I'm going to repeat whatever the yanks say but in a high pitch texan queen accent. gets them going like chubbers to a newly opened buffet.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
Oh God, I'm off work on Tuesday and all. I'll have to move some stuff around.

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
Dude, still can't find anyone to match me.
I want to 1v1 b3tans and get the usual 25-0 kills.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
£400?!!! That's pretty Jammy...Jammy!

(I helped save b3ta! Last planearm Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
I punched fat people. In the wallet, offline.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
Well done, did you go to the races?
I'm bored, and broke. No pub for Esme this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
Yes.
I visited Hexham.
I've been celebrated there in the past.

This time I was celebrated AND took home monitary gain.



I wish your hounds the very best of health.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)
Cool. There's a point-to-point here on Sunday. I miss doing point-to-point.
Hounds are very well, the pup is just getting over an ear infection.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:17, archived)
Esme, I won the £91 million btw...

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
Hurray!
I've just received unexpected drinking money, follow me to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
sweet, I'll get a packet of rich tea on the way out.

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
ALWAYS WITH THE LOTTERY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:24, archived)
Now you're a racefan you should have At The Races on.
It's very good this evening. Europe 1, America 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
Oh jammy, I don't even need to try to get to the top of the QOTW popular page with my humour
www.b3ta.com/questions/ot-popular/

Sometimes it's hard being me.
sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
QOTW turns on you, then says you;re the best friends.
I think you've won over the thicker rimmed, whilst at time same time upsetting the same people.

A conundrum. With fat people.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)
They seem to like me everywhere jammy
I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Unless it's a rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)
Careful now, you don't want Friz huffing at you for posting a link to QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
I don't give a shit. I'm allowed, I'm 10x cooler than him.

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:53, archived)
I want to get drunk
Madly, blindly, stupifyingly drunk
(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:34, archived)
So go get drunk then.
Sheeeesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:35, archived)
I can't afford to go out
And getting drunk alone at home is a bid morbid.
(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
I've got 12 cans of guinness. 4 down, the rest to go.
BADABING
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)
Go DG!

(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)
YAYS! Go ME!
I'm also on Spotify listening to some right cheese.

Gary Moore at the moment and then onto Dio era Black Sabbath.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:44, archived)
ooo some Steve Vai passion & warefare now.
god this is cheesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:47, archived)
The new dubmood album is on there
Still no tool though :(
(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)
Abit of Stan Bush - Transformers soundtrack atm
I'm fist pumping like I'm no bodies fool
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
PIE, JMG!
I've just stuck it in the oven. The pie, I mean. I'm full of pie stuffing also.
(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
JMG is very much PRO-NOIT!
I'd like to think this pie will result in NO ADDED POUNDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:49, archived)
I'm going to take my camera to the LOLBASH to document fatties in their natural habitat.

(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)
This is why I'm avoiding the bash

(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:54, archived)
Blaydon Races?

(I helped save b3ta! We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:45, archived)
NEAR!
Hexham!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:50, archived)