I have crushed the salad avoiders, and they haven't even had a chance to order takeaway.
Another pounding slam dunk, KH!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 20:54, archived)

RT @easty1
@stephenfry God. I want us to chamge into our pyjamas so you can read me poetry. Platonally or non-platonically. Yes I am drunk. RT this.
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:39, archived)

OH RED!
Always hammered.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

Has she given birth yet? do you have a mini Hey Arnold yet?

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:41, archived)