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I JUST CAN'T WIN!
On the internet!


*Runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)
*waddles after with double donna & chips in hand*
*stops*



*....asthma pumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:10, archived)
I took the crispiest tenners from the fists of the portliest bookmakers.
I was beside myself with pleasure.


On the bus home. We saw a woman walking four pugs.
Circle of internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
See, that's a sign. see pugs, days going to been/ has been awesome.
it's the rules I live with.

If there are no pugs about I go around my nan's, because her face is the closed thing to one.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)
was she gripping them two under each arm,
like donkey kong carrying puggy barrels?
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)
I bet they were facing the wrong way but were unaware of this fact; thus still remaining non wiggly and happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:15, archived)
There was a lady in town the other day walking a tiny pug puppy.

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)
You need to stop this.
I'm going to go out and buy one tomorrow otherwise and I'll get in trouble with the anti snuffle police.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:18, archived)
Can I just say,
I watched a Cher music video the other day and they look nothing like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Scrope of Masham A rogue and peasant slave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)
I know.
Then again we all know Amerous Badger does wear big ol ashtray thickness glasses. Standing next to him I feel like a muscle man.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)
I live with my mother because fat people are fat.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)
I'm Cher because ugly people are ugly

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)