Can I just say,
I watched a Cher music video the other day and they look nothing like you.
( Lord Scrope of Masham A rogue and peasant slave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:27, archived)

I know.
Then again we all know Amerous Badger does wear big ol ashtray thickness glasses. Standing next to him I feel like a muscle man.
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:28, archived)

I live with my mother because fat people are fat.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:40, archived)

I'm Cher because ugly people are ugly

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 21:42, archived)