man i'm still totally live from the lake, not fish yet tho, sadtimes, nothing doing
where are you live from? i'll be off again soon, great times, no offence
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

Live from my comfy chair.
Feeling any better?
( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

yeah, the outdoors has fixed me, that and the drugs

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

totally live from my dining room with chinese takeaway and a bottle of vino collapso
life is good
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

CHINESE AND FAIRY LIQUID!

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

pfft

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

Marbella
this shit is banging, yo
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

any fish?

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

Nah, just the way my jeans smell

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

Live from my sitting room
Friday night excitement here.
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

I'm live from my study/lair/little front bedroom in FY3
with brown booze and music.

I've been worried about you mongy. How is your illness? Are you battling on?
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

course i am, no shit cunt virus stops me, i fuck those cunts shit right up

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

great news mongy. fuck that cunt shit virus right up
tight lines
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)

Totally from North West London, representing the Ruislip Massive
I'm learning bass lines for new songs such as 'Can't get enough of your love' by bad company and Kiss 'God gave rock and roll to you'
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

Live from my living room
being appalled at Clapton mangling Hendrix tracks.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

He really is quite staggeringly shit, isn't he?

( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

It's worse than that
he can be brilliant, but he's doing brainmelting prog-rock shite. I need to listen to some punk now just to counteract the massive dull.
edity: I'm also going to try to mindbleach that version of Little Wing. That was fucking criminal.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

There is only one version of little wing that does it justice and that's done by Stevie Ray Vaughan

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

Not heard that one
I only know the Hendrix, which Clapton has just fucked up the arse with a rusty truncheon.
Utter fail. I'll look up the SRV on YouTube, cheers for the suggestion.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

I'm just surprised with how old Harry Shearer is

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

the voice of Mr Burns/Smithers/Kent Brockman/Dr Hibbert, etc
He's 65

:/
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

He's Derek Smalls
you cunt.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)

that too
he's still 65
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

Watching Buzzcocks?
I thought he was quite good on that, almost makes up for the fact the show is dying a slow death
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

^This
that show should have ended years ago. Phil looks like he can't even be bothered anymore
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

Ah, I thought Simon Amstell was brilliant
but... this new series is decidely half arsed
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

Live and direct from my Mummy's house
respeck skeen.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

lounge, on the smaller of the two sofas, on the work laptop (Dell Latitude E6400)

( hedonistmas lunging wildly at the Pope since, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

I've been watching Rumpole to cheer me up.
SE9
( Lord Scrope of Masham A rogue and peasant slave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

You coming out next tuesday dude?

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

I'm unbearable company now
All I can fucking talk about is law.
( Lord Scrope of Masham A rogue and peasant slave, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

Come out, I'll give you a slap and you'll enjoy it.
I'll touch your cock in toilets too.
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

Sickipedia thing?
I'm going with a few non-b3tan mates, probably.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

I miss the old postcode updates

( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

29600
shit is hot, yo
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

If animal trapped
call 410-844-6140.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

darenth here, and i'm off, battery dead, peace out

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

I'm live from my flat fending off a stinking cold

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)

Live from my bedroom with boxer shorts and a scarf.
I might smoke a cigar*.


*Not THAT kind of 'cigar'.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

Oh mongy :(
I've just got back from the family owned pub and all the way home in the car my parents (mainly my dad, my mum was just shaking her head in disgust but not disagreeing) were dropping sexual innuendoes - I am emotionally scarred, so so wrong!
( Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!
He's a dark horse is your old fella! :)
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

it's unacceptable :(
It feels worse now I've seen you reply, it's like telling my brother our parents had sex and I SAW IT :(
( Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

okay, now i feel scarred :(

( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

HA!
SO YOU SHOULD!
( Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

back in blighty, in my nightie

( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

Live from the past.

( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)