Can someone explain the difference between
Jackaction
Planearm
the doveston
Derek Monte
( The Ghost of Christmas King Hamlet Past A rogue and peasant slave, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

well you see,

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Whoa I hope you're not implying JackAction is in any way shit

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Oh shit son, you've made his list.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'm trying to help you here.
Have toy booked anywhere for your B Day? if not do you want some ideas?
( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

I haven't booked anything, I was going to go for The Porterhouse since it seems to be the default.
But if you've got suggestions, then let's hear them.
( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

depends where you want to go and how much you want spend.
The Porterhouse is pretty boring tbh.

If you've got a lot of money to burn the go to a few places, it's london FFS. The Lab in Soho does the best cocktails in the city, around covent garden has some good clubs. The intrepid Fox is a wicked metal pub in covent garden too.

:et me know what you want to do/ hang on the Friday and I'll give you some numbers dude.

If I'm with you I'll sort you out for a good time
( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

I suggested avoiding Covent Garden altogether

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

Naw dude, if you know where you're going and have hospitality accounts then your cool.

( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

I just want somewhere decent, like. Not too busy, not too dull. Relatively cheap.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

hmmm, what music do you like?

( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

Pretty much anything. I tend to avoid proper dancey clubs though. I quite like the sound of a metal pub.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

WARNING: NO TRAINERS, NO SPORTSWEAR, NO MAGNETS

( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

Ah in that case a good session down the Intrepid Fox in central (by Tottenham Court rd Station) sounds about righty
Not too expensive, they play good tunes and all the bar staff are fit as goth girls. as long as you like rock music it's all cool.
( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

Right, it'll be this then.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

Go to the Spanish Bar on Hanway Street
get drunk then have a fight in my mate Keith's club next door.
No point in doing anything else, trust me, I put the hours in.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

Fucking yes!
It's nice to know someone else knows about Bradley's Spanish Bar! :)
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

oh man that's totally going to ruin my weekend

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

I'm already typing out a FUCKING MASSIVE flounce, where I'm going to cry about how you're all really awful people.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

No wait, I'm just going to trim my toenails instead.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

if you keep them long eventually you'll be able to kick through walls with them

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

I'm willing to believe this without any proof.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

I get many b3tans confused with one another.
I know the pain, Capital W.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

I'm off out.
I hope you all get in to road traffic accidents.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

I find it so difficult to keep up.
Remember when it was all Cock Tuesday and racist fat-jokes?
( The Ghost of Christmas King Hamlet Past A rogue and peasant slave, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'll have a go
JackAction: Young dapper Welsh travel agent with excellent hair
Planearm: Middle aged Northern bus driver. Watches a lot of telly. Tells us.
The Doveston: Hat-trick scoring Welsh super hero and housemate of THE SSG
Derek Monte: Funny bloke from off of the internet

Have I missed anything? apart from the /EDIT
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

I like this
Unless you mean funny odd
( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

Yes.
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT.

No I love you all really.
( Lord Yulelius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Jackaction
Planearm
the doveston your mum, my arse
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Planearm's the one who talks about TV
I think.
( in vino veritas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

I honestly don't know

( The Ghost of Christmas King Hamlet Past A rogue and peasant slave, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'm not very sure
I've never met any of them.

How's the law?
( in vino veritas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

They're all welsh with different haircuts,
although i must say that Jackaction since I met him is a good dude.

Doverston doesn't like me very much I think though.
( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'm willing to bet money that they all hate me.
I bet if you mention me in front of Jackaction he gets so angry that he has to count all the matches in a matchbox 10 times.
( The Ghost of Christmas King Hamlet Past A rogue and peasant slave, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

You still owe
me about £200 from all the people I've defended you against saying "Actually he's a really funny, funny guy when you meet him in real life"

you bum plant.
( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

Second time I've agreed with you ONLINE about forum users tonight DG
I like W******s.
My missus likes him.
He kept mrs mns company whilst I got hammered and sunburned at an Oxford bash
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

I often speak the truth dude
;)
( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

I imagined you swishing your hair after saying that.
I'm rarely wrong about these things.
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

I actually did do a mini swoosh.
god damn it!
( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

*chalks another one up*

( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

They all have a different pricing structure

( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

multiples of 11p?

( mulledwynoh independent boozemaster, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

Divisions of
in most cases.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

what the...

( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

I like this answer

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

JackAction has Winnie The Pooh wallpaper. Fact.
I have a treacle tart in the oven. Fact.
Someone is going to offer me a lovely job which comes with a flat, a car and a nice man. Fiction.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

Morning big tits :)

( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

alright LimeyTreat
I was bored and making up anagrams of friends names earlier.
Your's was the best one I could make, although your real name is better than your username.
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

Go on then, what did you get for them?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

Meaty Litre, Merely a tit, Maltier Yet
and Fragrance Reigns, Café Rangers Grin and Gin Garners Farce :)
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

Gin Garners Farce. YES!

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

I'm totally in my proper room tonight, where it's all plain walls and Scarface posters.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

And poor JackAction with his lovely hair, black t-shirt and black pillows.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

I wouldn't put Jackaction or Doveston in with those two.
Derek and Planearm are very similar in my books though.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

Whoa whoa whoa now, gonz. Del is a stand up kinda guy.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

What? I don't know who Planearm is but I don't like the sound of this
EDIT: A quick search for planearm supports my hunch
( Jingle Del Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

He's a bus driver that lives near me.
He watches a lot of telly and tells the internet.
I reckon he's probably alright to be honest.
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

What? Whoah! Step away from the keyboard.
You appear to have made AN INTERNET ERROR

I put Derek Monte in a category with Ronnie Spleen and BILL DOOR.
Consistently amusing, yet normal enough to blend in nicely when necessary.
( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

heheh
languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/llog/duty_calls.png
( mulledwynoh independent boozemaster, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

i just refer to that as xkcd.386

( mns pies , served with brandy butter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

Gonz, where do you see me in your specrtum?

( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

I'm not to sure.
I think you're ace, esspeicaly when you're not being lolwhacky, but you're still cool when you are being that.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

Oh, I got Derek mixed up with someone else.
Someone else who sounds like a 'derek', no offence, derek.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

Someone who's got two worded name and his first initial I think is an 'm'.
Oh god, this is going to bu me now.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

Are you trying to tell us they're all baldmonkey?

( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)