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Myself & Esme officially have 'our tune' and you are all invited to listen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShoxKT6Jc0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:46, archived)
*swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:47, archived)
Fuck Esme!
I am so hot for you right now!

Imagine the noises you would make with a REAL MAN! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, archived)
Lol I NO RITE

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
Seriously. I want you ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)
"Is it focking in yet"
"T'be'shure you're barely touching the sides"
(I helped save b3ta! Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
You've met me, and still can't do a better impression.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
Personal experience there dollsnatch?
It's not Esme's fault, if you weren't a limp wristed needle dick she probably would have enjoyed it. Well, for the couple of minutes it lasted anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
Haha oh man

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:54, archived)
Am I accepted here
on that there /talk now? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:58, archived)
You were already!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:00, archived)
Awesome!
Send me a pic of your tits to prove it!

That's how you /talk lot talk to each other right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:04, archived)
Oh shit :(

(I helped save b3ta! Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:02, archived)
It's ok, don't worry.
I have heard that lots of men have little penii and that they can't last very long. Look on the bright side, at least you're not SickRik. Fucking Orange cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:05, archived)
But he gets to have lots of sex!

(I helped save b3ta! Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:07, archived)
Just like all those QOTWers?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:14, archived)
Proper LOL :D
It is a great thing that they are kept in their pen isn't it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:18, archived)
Wait, you're cheating on Sammi now?
Shame on you bbbbbBBbbBrRrroooaaddDssSSwwWoOoOrrdDdd!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)
Christ I thought that meme was long gone
SssSsttttTttTttuUUuuUujjjJJJjjJ!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, archived)
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No chance. You're going to have to live with it FOREVER!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:55, archived)
I am literally creaming here!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)
Did you know that Deadpool was directly responsible for the end of the Skrull invasion?

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)
Yup.
Got a flyer about it in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Race Hazard, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:54, archived)
I will watch it when I'm not on poo internet

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Yulelius waddle waddle, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, archived)
this is my tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZMEXlHUQ0w
(I helped save b3ta! Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:49, archived)
i heard it as this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZDsUGiGqM
(I helped save b3ta! mns pies mmm! mns pies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, archived)
LIAR

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, archived)
i'm going to bed now because that brought back too many memories
including someone shouting "LIAR"!
(I helped save b3ta! mns pies mmm! mns pies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
LIAR

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
Mummy?

(I helped save b3ta! mns pies mmm! mns pies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
i miss when esme and noit were a couple

(I helped save b3ta! Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, archived)
I heard that Noit cheated on Esme with Pickle Fairy.

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
hahahaa

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:56, archived)
Dude!
I totally met Noit once in Northampton! He was totally a scrounging fucknugget and he still owes me 6,274 pints! But he was a nice chap!

Still, I heard he once raped a ferret and claimed it on expenses. What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:01, archived)
I don't

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)
Let's have some late night gossip!

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:52, archived)
What would you like to hear?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:57, archived)
what colour are his nipples??

(I helped save b3ta! Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:01, archived)
Octarine!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:06, archived)
Oooo, yes, definatly.
Was noit into any kind of freeky shit? Like Jurrasic Park rollplay, you know, from the book, where it was compys and not volocorapters that were the bad animals. With that bit where they went through the waterfall to escape the tyranasorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:01, archived)
He does like dinosaurs.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:06, archived)
Sales in tents increased 9% when news hit the highstreet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
I think I prefer the intro to the rest of the song

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
Home time in 10 minuites !
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

I might wake up extra special early and make a pie, or at least, buy one.

They got special offer on mince pies at the moment, I just buy loads and loads of them and some spray cream.

I just don't know to be honest, but I'll definatly bring something (aside my very sexy self).
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
Buy a cherry pie and send it to me in the post.

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, archived)
I'm linking this shit here 'cos it's a song I like, I can't be bothered with a poorly constructed reason for doing so
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHg57osURsg
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Hurrah, die Butter ist alle!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)
oh my, i like that

(I helped save b3ta! weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:01, archived)
Good innit

(I helped save b3ta! ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:18, archived)