I'm going to Tesco.
FUCKING AMAZING.
What are you doing today what is the weather like what are you eating i have an opinion about doctor who oh my god i am so drunk
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)

needs more loldrugs/suicide

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:17, archived)

loldrugs suicide here are the times i wake up and go to bed

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)

totally putting my christmas tree up next week

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)

:(
No
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)

i live in my own flat now
its only just sunk in that i can do what i want.
i might even leave it up til easter WEY HEY!
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)

It's about now that I call you a consumerist whore

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)

only if she's bought a new tree
otherwise she's not consumerist at all
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)

I bet she buys one for 4p from an Indonesian sweat shop

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)

and a load of slaves, i'll wager

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:26, archived)

oooooh slaves
ive just added those to my list to santa
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)

ive been a right good girl this year

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)

She is quite literally
Worse Than Hitler
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)

do i get some sort of prize for that?
i mean, someone mentioned slaves up there
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)

A walnut and an orange in a sock

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)

is that your tool?
:(((( i said id been GOOD
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)

Let's be honest, love.
It's the best you're going to get.
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:36, archived)

tell me about it

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:37, archived)

I'm off for a bath now
You can think about me being naked if you want.
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)

i tell you what, thats the best offer ive had in weeks
sadly
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)

haha this!

( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

its all about us now
i can play the ps3 from the toilet and stay up til 5am playing whitesnake and dance round the living room in my pants and leave my clothes exactly where i strip off as i walk through the front door LEAVING A TRAIL of mayhem and do you know what, totally not washed up all fucking week
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)

I just nest in front of my iMac in the living room on the floor surrounded by pillows
I have here a can of lighter fluid
an empty bottle of wine
another empty bottle of wine
dvds, pipe tobacco, several pipes, pipe cleaners, 4 mugs and some green nail polish

life is great
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:29, archived)

That sounds like the recipe for the worst cocktail ever.

( Zuowan , yes, in China., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)

you ent lived my friend, you ent lived

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)

most FABULOUS cocktail you mean

( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)

ooh a nest, i was thinking about getting rid of a sofa
and installing a tent in the living room and filling it with pillows and a duvet and shit or maybe turning the sofa on its side and pinning a blanket from the bookcase to the top and having a den i dunno yet
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)

You should totally do that

( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:33, archived)

alright pickle fairy

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)

I totally made a den from my imac box and a duvet and the bottom of my sofa
I was eight again and it was great.
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)

ive finally unpacked EVERYTHING and was left with loads of empty boxes the other weekend
totally cut arm and neck holes and played robots with lb i get so tired of being grown up
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:41, archived)

I'm preparing a three course meal for my girlfriend's birthday.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:20, archived)

Off to the football in a bit. It's fooking hammering it down so it's gonna be a long, wet day.
But I'll get to see an Argyle win and Haye getting knocked out later, so it's all good.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:22, archived)

I'm lying in bed fighting the urge to go for a piss.
Weather looks nice, not that it matters.

Having your leg in a cast is shit.
(Gormo Doesn't LOL at cats, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

i saw an awesome waterfall the other day
the water was flying down it, then splashing and running all over the rocks and that. it was really amazing watching all that water rush past, y'know
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)

WHAT WILL YOU BUY AT TESCO?

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

Groceries, I'll wager.

( Zuowan , yes, in China., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:25, archived)

Never trust balders to do the expected thing.
I'd bet he's buying whore cunts or a week's supply of lolwacki
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:27, archived)

i cant wait to find out

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)

It's not cold but the pollution is terrible, spent all day at KTV, girlfriend is bringing dinner, yes?, oh.

( Zuowan , yes, in China., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:24, archived)

I mean,
it looks like this outside.
( Zuowan , yes, in China., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)

christ what a fucking dystopian nightmare
wheres the zombies and shit?
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)

Going on holiday tomorrow to the Lake District
so today will be just sorting out stuff
( hedonist in excelsis releasing the hounds since, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:28, archived)

I've got to go bowlong tonight. I'm not a fan of bowling.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)

But are you a fan of bowlong?

( Zuowan , yes, in China., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:30, archived)

who aint a fan of bowlong?

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)

I'm not a fan of bowlong.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:40, archived)

you used to be cool

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:42, archived)

You used to be a man.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)

youre still not

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)

Haha, remember when you were young?

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:49, archived)

yes

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)

I got nothing.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)

story of your fucking life, now jog on cunt

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)

It's cold
Sunny though which is making a change.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)

Wanking like a demented chimp
as the Mrs has buggered off to Blackpool for the weekend!

Yay, Freedoms!
(ToMeToYule is using the turkey to measure it., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:32, archived)

I'm just home after work and getting my haircut.
I'm now making bacon rolls before heading to bed, then going on my works night out tonight.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)

Just about to detail the car

( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)