Anyone good at cryptic crosswords?

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)

better than you

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)

Painting is, at most, very slightly blue (11)

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)

watercolour

( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)

Oil up Greek moderate (6)

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)

adonis?
no idea
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:31, archived)

fucking hell, which paper was that in
The Sun?
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)

you total bastard, I was feeling massively clever for getting it, and now you're basically implying it's a Sun-level clue! Curses!
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)

it was Daily Mail at best

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)

:(((( I'm a moron
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)

oh man i was totally impressed, ignore grrrich, did HE answer?
exactly
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)

I'm with Rose on this one,
but then I'm proper shit at crosswords.

Good morning folks.
( Neptune, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)

alright neptune

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)

did I ever tell you about the time I scored a hat trick?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)

Not sure.
Tell me all about it now if you like.
( Neptune, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)

Goal No.1
Outside right foot flicked into the back of the net, through the goal keeper's legs.

Goal No.2
Punted towards goal, caught goal keeper wrong footed.

Goal No.3
Shot and saved by keeper, but not held. Ball comes rolling back to my feet, under pressure from two defenders. Manage to keep possession and blast it into the top right hand corner. Cue manic celebrations!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)

i've got eight front pages

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)

I had one but it had to be removed for legal reasons
YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)

so, what you're saying is, right, you have in fact *no* front pages

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)

they're only pretend though
this was real man.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)

five a side football against 13-year olds isn't "real"

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

That all sounds fabulous.
Do you have any more details from this match? Were there any other goals? Your sports reports are a wonder and I'd hate to be only enjoying an abridged version.
( Neptune, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)

So where does this leave Friz?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)

under a bus?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)

no, you're sharp,but you're just massively sensitive with no self confidence
grow the fuck up
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)

Idea that it's an Anglo-Saxon word may be a bit stale?(4,3)
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:29, archived)

what are the first, last and third letters?

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)

Blueishhhhh.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)

this is probably the right answer.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)