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I've had a bath.
I'm sure you all want to know this.

OMGPI3B4SH
(I helped save b3ta! Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
7-0!
I'd like to point out here that I live in Paulton. My village was on the telly.
Someone care, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
Crimewatch again?

(I helped save b3ta! mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
That was a case of mistaken identity.
I never touched those kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
Good
the little fuckers'll accuse anyone these days. Tchoh.
(I helped save b3ta! mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
WOOO OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
That's more like it!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
FUCK YEAH PAULTON

(I helped save b3ta! Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
AWESOME PAULTON RAARRRR

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
This is the best news I've heard all year!

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
*internet high-fives all round*

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
I went to Norwich the other day
and 2 days before that as well
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
Have you ever been to Paulton though?
Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
It is but a dream

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
We have slag heaps
and heaps of slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
it was funny listening to the commentator describing the slag tip behind the ground ON ITV!!

(I helped save b3ta! Last planearm Christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
AND IT WAS IN HD!
Still looked like 2 local pub teams though
(I helped save b3ta! Last planearm Christmas, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
FUCKING GET A MOVE ON EH

(I helped save b3ta! Silent Noit, Holy Noit, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
I'M JUST EATING MY FUCKING LUNCH THEN I'LL BE READY. FUCK.

(I helped save b3ta! Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
If only there was the possibility of any kind of food at this bash.

(I helped save b3ta! mns pies mmm! mns pies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
I hope someone remembered to bring a pie.
It'd be a terrible shame if we all assumed there would be pie when we arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Silent Noit, Holy Noit, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
I've not eaten since yesterday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
Don't take that shit from him, Karl.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
Right. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FUCKING PIE BASH.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
JEALOUSY FROM THE EMERALD ISLE!

(I helped save b3ta! Silent Noit, Holy Noit, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
Be careful, you. I know everything about you. Nearly.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
Do you know why his head's that shape?

(I helped save b3ta! mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:48, archived)
Totally all my work.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
So I can fit it neatly inside your mum's cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Silent Noit, Holy Noit, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
Do you know about my pie?

(I helped save b3ta! Silent Noit, Holy Noit, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
Ronnie told me.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
He got some of the apple peelings.
This animal bribery means even he approves of the pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Silent Noit, Holy Noit, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
Nom nom apple.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
FUCK YEAH PIES
I LOVE PIES

I LOVE ALL THE PIES

Have some electric morris dancing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zjQTBukG0w
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:44, archived)
I have met everyone in this thread above my post
I am so internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
Who was your favourite?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
mememememememememme

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
Haha, no.

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
It's obviously me.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
RIGHT?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
*weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
Aw, I haven't. I need to bash more.
I'm totally going to have an Ireland bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
FUCK PIE

(I helped save b3ta! JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
That's my favourite variety.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark Lang Syne Do you have stairs in your house?, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
YEAH FUCK THEM

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:47, archived)
MORE JEALOUSY FROM THE HEAVILY ACCENTED WESTERNERS

(I helped save b3ta! Silent Noit, Holy Noit, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
Right, you're not allowed come to my Welsh/Irish bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
It's OK, I'll just watch old episodes of Postman Pat instead. It'll be much the same.
I don't know whether you or JA would get to be Bella.
(I helped save b3ta! Silent Noit, Holy Noit, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
Who the fuck is Bella?
My cat is named after his cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
Bella owns the café in Fireman Sam.
Noit is clearly a kids TV idiot.
NO PIE FOR HIM
(I helped save b3ta! mns pies mmm! mns pies, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
Postman Pat is not even Irish.
Assassinate him AND his rubbish pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
OH MNS I'VE DONE IT ALL WRONG :(

(I helped save b3ta! Silent Noit, Holy Noit, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
Haha. Hand in your pie on arrival.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)