Good Evening Nickalollyoff fans. It's me, Nickalollyoff.
I've been out and about this evening.
I met no b3tans.


Tell me something interesting about your evening.
Thrill me with your social lives.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 8 Nov 2009, 3:07, archived)

*sympathy reply*

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 3:25, archived)

*irish jabberings*

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 8 Nov 2009, 3:37, archived)

I've been to BURY!
It has changed a lot. I'm off to bed now.
( Lord Yulelius waddle waddle, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 3:32, archived)

I love you & hope you don't die

( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sun 8 Nov 2009, 3:37, archived)

I have come home from work
put the washing on,
opened the curtains,
let the dog out so it can go piss
and
now drinking vodka.

not bad for just after 7am.
( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 7:15, archived)

Manly stuff. Remember to leave enough vodka for the cornflakes.
I will however wait for another 1-1/2 hours before imbibing.
( fagilliD GMT+7, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 7:20, archived)

cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes .

thats what cornflakes mean to me!
( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 7:23, archived)

hang your wang out
This about sums it up. And get arrested.
(kid_charlemagne has changed his sig after two years., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 8:32, archived)

I found Gof.
He's like god but more typo-ey.
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 8:43, archived)