JMG!
Here's a chance to show off, as it's a JMG post.
The boxing and the football, eh?

The lovely football.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)

What happened in the boxing?

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:16, archived)

The little lad won.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)

Just like in the Bible.
Do we all get free bread and fish now?
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)

Hopefully not.
Some have over-ate already.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)

I heard that nikolai valuev is into classical music and reading,
but he was forced into boxing because of his stature. The poor bloke probably just wants a cup of tea whilst listening to brahms or something.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)

I'm watching it again, now.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)

he's got air on g string playing in his mind throughout that match.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)

Air on SSG string!

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)

SSG got me drunk on friday night,
he might have had his way with me, i don't know.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)

He's a terrible sexual predator.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)

oh jmg. my head.
oh god.
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:20, archived)

A b444444sh from which I've noted a healthy amount of folk who've previously gotten themselves sweaty at JMG.
Eating pies, the fuel of the fat.

It's almost as if folk are now arranging these things so I'll make fun of them.
Then it'll all be my fault.
This is horrid JMG baiting.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)

Terrible bullying of a hung over shirt lifter there.
Well done.
( Captn Hood-Butter, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)

I'd like to think they didn't discuss JMG this time.
But of course this can not be guarenteed.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:37, archived)

How could they not?
They'd be staring at the fatty pies, knowing what you'd think of them, comfort eating, purging, comfort eating again.
Terrible.
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)

I'm trying to imagine what a JMG tribute pie would look and taste like.

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)

<s>tribute</s> celebration.
Sorry.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)

You could envisage a few sweaties staring at the pie, ignoring it. Telling their friends they're ignoring it.
Then realising that is pie. The most B44444SH and therefore most ROFL pie ever, and eat it without chewing.
Then coming on here and telling everybody as quickly as possible that it was the best time ever. No disputing it.

No matter how sad it makes them look.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)

Only if I had some imagination.
I'm a creative black hole. Chicken soup or blueberry pancakes for lunch? I've not had breakfast.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

float the pancakes on the soup and toast cheese on it
like a big pancakey crouton
(glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMeel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

it would look like a bulldog punching a salad
and it would taste of beef
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)

beef steak that is
no mincing!
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)

and for pudding
he could have a fruit salad tart using a whole tin of Dole
(glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMeel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

I might be if it were spelt correctly.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)

Jam Master Gonzo, if you ask me.

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:43, archived)

Even Gonzo can spell when he concentrates properly.

( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)

Concentrated Gonzo.
Just add waiter!
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)

Does exactly what it says on Tim

(glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMeel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

sometimes I don't concentrate properly.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)

was there a bash or something then?

(rosalicious who wants a christmas card then, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

You fucking love bashes.

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

i fucking love a bit of them me

(rosalicious who wants a christmas card then, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

Just been watching the goals JMG.
Looks like the spiderman mask must have been weighing Jonas down and he can score if he doesn't take it with him. Hmm. Jonas Manuel Gutierrez. Coincidence?
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)

I think the mask may have gone a bit rotten over the months.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)

Aye, I'd imagine an Argentinian's shorts wouldn't be the best place to live.

( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)

Lovely goal.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:28, archived)

I may have lost my phone.
I don't know anything about the football today as i'm not going to the pub, i'm more of a social footie fan.
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)

Found it,
under my pillow.
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

thank fuck for that

(rosalicious who wants a christmas card then, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)

How silly I feel
rang up the taxi company, and was just about to ring orange and suspend the account as well.
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

Did you try ringing your missing phone?

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)

Yup.
Was on silent but I thought it wasn't.
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

fuck, what a nightmare

(rosalicious who wants a christmas card then, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)

Moi pour baybii !

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)

i was this fucking close to calling the plod

(rosalicious who wants a christmas card then, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)

Close shave, right here.

(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)

im just glad its all worked out, too many bad things happen to good people and i have no idea if youre a good person but im going with that right now

(rosalicious who wants a christmas card then, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)

*thumbs up*
Crisis averted.
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)

Oh man, could you imagine the trouble that would have caused when they blocked the street with all the cars they sent round?

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

well if it were me id have felt like a right prat, lol my nan just rang and asked if hes found his phone yet

(rosalicious who wants a christmas card then, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)

I think that there are enough of us worrying about his phone already without you bringing your poor nan into this.
This carelessly placed phone has caused quite enough stress.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)

its alright she loves a bit of drama and oh my days a drama this certainly was

(rosalicious who wants a christmas card then, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)

Always with the sport.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:45, archived)

We won 3-1.
Yes!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:48, archived)

great

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)

WE SHOULD HAVE A FOOTBALL BASH
EVERYONE BAKE A FOOTBALL
(glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMeel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)

And it could end with a big fight.
With extra spitting.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)

I like the idea of a football bash,
pro evo, booze and post match singstar.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)

<s>singstar</s> smashing windows and trying to roll over riot vans
With extra spitting.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

Singstar?
you big puff
( Lord Yulelius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)

yeah, then we could all get in to our pyjamas and do each others hair and talk about boys,

( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

we lost jmg,
it was horrid, we didn't deserve to win. poor football :(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)

*Pat on the back*

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)

The BOXING!
Didn't watch it. Wish I did now, it sounded like a good one
( Lord Yulelius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

It fucking wasn't.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)

ANOTHER WIN!!!!

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sun 8 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)