What's this we find in Piston's sock?
Look close; you'll see it's Piston's cock.
He wanks in it to catch his gravy.
Online he'll claim his sock's a lady.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)

LOL TYPO

( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)

At this point do we need evidence that balders isn't perfect?

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)

Yes.
I demand evidence NOW
( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)

He can't even spell "claim".
Clearly imperfect.

What a cunt.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)

MORE PROOF NEEDED!

( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)

He's baldmonkey, ONLINE.

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)

I like the word "clain".
It lends a sort of archaic Scots air to it.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)

Your mum's face lends a sort of archaic scots air to it.

( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)

Oh, zing.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)

FUCKING CANDLE FACE!

( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)

I remember when you come to b3ta.
I fell in love instantly!
( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)

Oh man, we had a brief but tempestuous marriage. Those were the days.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)

and now you hate me :'(

( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)

I do not!

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)

But you don't love me anymore :'(

( MONO! wants you to join his crew!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

I no lol

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)

I like this.

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)

Hehehe

( St.Minimus *gasp* it's got chicken legs ^_^, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)

Baldmonkey's writing poetry
Online, for all the spods to see.
I bet when later he's offline
He'll have a wank and make it rhyme.
( Aardvark in a Manger Do you have stairs in your house?, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)

Up and down and round the top
Yes, that's right, don't make it stop
pussy, fanny, arse and tit
oh god, I've come. That's it.
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

oh balders! I wish for more of your poetry with a Wacky and Lol tinge.

( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)

lol waki i said
with a bucket on my head
i'm crazy i am
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)

rofl rofl rofl rofl
lmao lmao lmao
I'm totally lol and wacky me
kaboom kasploosh kapow
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)

baldmonkey oh baldmonkey
had too much work
so he hired a flunky
the chap was a berk
but he was very hunky
so baldmonkey bunked his chunky flunky
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)

You've made my b3ta surfing experience stop suddenly.
I blame JMG.
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

abjectly, monk squeaks
easily, screeching, meekly
madman snapping, cool
( St.Minimus *gasp* it's got chicken legs ^_^, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

fat
twat
cat
hat
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

HOOM?
HOOM
HOOM
HOOM!
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)

*appoints you the new poet laureate*

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)

*seconds*

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

Cathats are fun
So are rabbithats
( St.Minimus *gasp* it's got chicken legs ^_^, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)

Camel hats?

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

Hmm
Why not
( St.Minimus *gasp* it's got chicken legs ^_^, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)

electric eel hats?

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)

YES!

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)