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When you mum opens her legs a velociraptor screams from a distance and a glass roofed jeep drives out.

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
you fucking mental.
more tea/keyboard interface.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)
Hang-on - you've laughed at /talk twice today?
when was the first time??

Edit : And why are you banging Mr Tea with your keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
no, it was last week sometime
the last time I was here, it was DG again though, he's been on form.

And, because someone has to.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
I'm pretty confident it was me that made you laugh
what with being really funny and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
I'm laughing, UToL
but I'm crying inside.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
Is that what wee is,
internal tears?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOAT

(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
Someone stared at it and it fell over

(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *gasp* It's got chicken legs ^_^, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
i'm looking forward to seeing that

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
It certainly looks like it could be worth a punt

(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *gasp* It's got chicken legs ^_^, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
of course, it's got jeff bridges in it!

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
Jeff Bridges, Jeff Bridges
fond of trapping children,
in second hand fridges.

Thus concludes the UToL poetry minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
chris packham, chris packham
stuffs puffins in boxes
so that he can stack 'em
(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:38, archived)
Chris Packham, Chris Packham
*shuffling noises*
CHRIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)
He said "BRING ON THE BADGERS" on nature watch the other night
I practically drowned in my own seed.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
oh god
*snortlaugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)