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she was up on the kitchen counter in a silver number
I slipped two fingers into each slot, and then hesitantly began to gently rub her button.
I was really getting into it and finally pressed her button so hard. It made her so hot, the smell coming from inside her reminded me of breakfast.
I remember her everytime I look at those fingers

I still love you morphy richards
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
Even though I instantly knew where this was going, I still laughed at the punchline.

(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
That made me laugh for two reasons.
Reason the first: It was hilarious

Reason the second: I immediately imagined what a girl called "Morphy" would look like!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
Maybe it's Morphs girlfriend...

(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
I didn't laugh
you're shit.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)