she was up on the kitchen counter in a silver number
I slipped two fingers into each slot, and then hesitantly began to gently rub her button.
I was really getting into it and finally pressed her button so hard. It made her so hot, the smell coming from inside her reminded me of breakfast.
I remember her everytime I look at those fingers

I still love you morphy richards
(glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMeel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Even though I instantly knew where this was going, I still laughed at the punchline.

( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

That made me laugh for two reasons.
Reason the first: It was hilarious

Reason the second: I immediately imagined what a girl called "Morphy" would look like!
( Race Hazard, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

Maybe it's Morphs girlfriend...

( Race Hazard, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

I didn't laugh
you're shit.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)