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You're the most maturest person I know.
Because maturity is a requirement for accidental children.
(I helped save b3ta! I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
I got pregnant by turning the bath into a lava lamp

(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)
Apologies. Short fuse at the moment.
Lack of sleep. Namecalling. Bah.

I think I had the right idea yesterday to avoid /talk for the meanwhile
(I helped save b3ta! Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
Try curry or sex or picking her up and squeezing her

(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
I'm not losing my virginity to a pregnant woman

(I helped save b3ta! Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
OH NO WAIT I MEAN-
Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
RUMBLED

(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
SO HAS THE POOR LITTLE FUCKER BEEN BLURTED OUT INTO THE WORLD OR WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
NOT YET RR
FALSE ALARM DEAR, KEEP UP
(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
PARDON? HAVE ME VISITORS BEEN YET?

(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
Oxytocin.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
It's OK, I'm sure you'll take advantage of me when I'm vulnerable one day.

(I helped save b3ta! I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
You never wake up when I'm doing it.
Either you're drunk enough, or I'm Pistonesque in the bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
Haha, anywhere but here 'pistonesque in the bedroom' would be considered quite the compliment.

(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
I have some supermodels in my room already!*
*socks on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
Phwoooar, look at the stitching on that one

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
The only way you and everyone else can be 100% sure you're going to avoid talk is if you died.
So you should just do that.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
Woah. Do you have some sort of beef with me?
This is the first I've heard of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
He's not been the same since Gilgamesh left.

(Dave Trouser will waste your time, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
i can't stand you, i do think you are a cunt and would like very much for you to die

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26, archived)
It's harsh,
but a fair assessment.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)