Evening guys
Here is is

twitpic.com/p1kti

I'm gonna be up all night.

Fucking crazy this
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

if you tell the internet, it didnt happen..
oh, wait..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)

PROOF
Friz actually has had sex at least once.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Or at least has access to pictures of babies.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

Nah, proof that Friz's missus had sex once.

( Mue 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

^this

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

i wouldnt call 2 seconds of sweaty pumping and a wet squelching noise "sex"
regardless of what some of your ex's have said *grin*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

ZING
Well they were lucky if it was a wet squelching noise.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

pfft

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Oh god.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

which is the more likely,
that or the second coming of Christ?
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

actually, the second coming of christ...

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

great, now we can look forward to hours of dull cunts complaining about you

(penelope, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

I'm already on the case.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:58, archived)

wELL DONE.
ahAHAHAHAHA
( Dekionplexis VII Someone's in the wolf., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

I'm going to have a shower, now.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6538119
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

it looks like an alien-abducted rugby ball adopted by the Smurfs

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

phone home.......

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

Heh

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

So, like all babies then?

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

of all the revolting little idiocies, this one is especially repugnant

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

Oh God, is that his kid? I thought he'd taken a picture of the afterbirth by mistake.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

fingers crossed friz dies to today

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

I really hate Anne Robinson
if it hadn't have been for Watchdog there'd be a lot more cotdeaths these days.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

nah that was that fat cunt on gmtv

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Haha,
I just messaged you.
I remember how fucked up it feels. Not real at all.
Well done.

All new baby posts go on the popular page by tradition (or so Gilgamesh said in my thread).
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

Yeah, you'll have to knock that baldmonkey poem off there first,

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4778374
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

"well done?"
you ridiculous patronising moronic imbecile. He shoved his cock up a fleshreceptacle for a few minutes and spattered the insides with brackish seawater, and you want to congratulate him? Christ, you're thick. Really, really fucking thick.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Urgh, are you real?
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

oh come on
we were all thinking it
(penelope, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

I wasn't. What I was thinking was 'I would rather die than stick a pic of my kid on the internet'. Daft shit.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

Yeah we were
sod congratulations, no point congratulating someone for something normal and average. It's not like you'd congratulate an average everyday guy with no problems when he wakes up, nor if an average guy with no problems has a meal, or anything, would you?
( Karma's Enemy Formerly known as Aliasaria, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

oh, i meant the bit about maffers post really

(penelope, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Oh right
well, in any case, my point still stands.
When my kid was born, I got congratulations from every angle and I grew tired of repetitive statements, so I said to them what I said above. Its a natural thing, like taking a massive dump. Out of the vagina.
( Karma's Enemy Formerly known as Aliasaria, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

fuck off

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

I *love* your username.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

it's an anagram you know

(penelope, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

Worked it out yet?
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

tedious cunt?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

No, nastiness. Wrong.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

No nastiness?
You're dreaming cuntboy.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Are you as blind to punctuation as you are to gender, you arsey little picker?
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

is it ancient sumerian for
"he who makes sews curtains while the rest of the tribe go to war"
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

Peck, peck, peck, peckpeckpeckpeck.
(Adso of Melk, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

Sodom Flake

( Mue 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Haha

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

SOOK ME FLAD?

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

It's a character in an Italian book. A really good one that has been badly translated into English.
Innit.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

yeah i know, well not about the mistranslation
it was a reference to something in another thread
(penelope, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Or possibly "well done" on entering a new and exciting chapter in his life, where he now has the chance to partake (in my experience) a fantastic journey into parenthood and the chance to love something unconditionally.
So, you know, stop being a miserable git and just be happy for him, as he's obviously happy about it.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

you can fuck off as well

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

Jump in quick. While people are looking.
Sorry, am I not being entertaining enough for you?
It would be a valid point if you weren't such a one trick pony yourself.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

don't start an argument with him
it's depressing
(penelope, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

It's the only thing he knows how to do.
Having a go at people for not amusing him whilst at the same time being dull as dishwater.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

i'm not getting involved

(penelope, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

you already did.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

i know
what the hell is wrong with me
(penelope, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

terminal idiocy

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

it's because you always reply
i feel validated
(penelope, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

yeah, thats right. i am the dull one.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Calm down darling.
If you're going to get grumpy at the internet at least continue to punctuate properly during your rage.
*kissses on cheek*
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

that is punctuated properly
isnt my fault that you cant read.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

I am talking perfectly.
It's your stupid mind which means you can't understand.
:P
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

All I see is someone being bitter online.
Grrmachine at least makes me laugh cos he's good at it and because he brings a reasonable point into it. You just complain for the sake of it. Then complain some more about how shit and boring this place is because it's full of moaners.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

i get creativley cunty when the occaision calls for it.
people like you are not worth the time to write something.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

Fuck me, Az has turned into Gonz

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

pfft.
trying to type one handed and roll a joint with the other. spelling can go to hell for a sec :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

Thing is though.
I can't remember anything like that (I'm sure the opposite is true for yourself). I remember we seemed to get on fine until a few weeks ago when you seemed to get upset at me over nothing. You've made a point of carrying it on. If I upset you that much there is action you can take.

I happen to think you like the moaning.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=23503
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

It's almost like you don't have an arguement so have decided to go for the "I'll just try and deflect all his comments and save my dignity" tactic.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

P.S
It's not working. Click the ignore button and go moan in a corner where I can't see you.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

i just fail to see why you feel the need to be so mind killingly dull..
31 thousand posts in 2 years and 3 months. and most of those were the forum equivalent of radio static. is there really that little to do in aberdeen than you have to come on here and bore us to tears as well?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

What exactly do you bring to the fore?
Apart from a desperate need to be entertained by other people?
If you don't like me there is an ignore button. If you choose not to use it it's your problem.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

how many people here have you met and count as friends?
mykey and pickle? colour me fucking impressed mate.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

I don't need the internet to find friends.
But go on. Impress me with your online friend list.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

my point was that what i "bring to the fore" as you put it has little to do with the page its self
and more to do with the relationships i have with the people who frequent it. dont bother replying to me. the interferance is bad on this old set tonight, the static is so loud i can barely hear you..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

No no. You've been digging at me for being dull and tedious.
When I asked what exactly it is that you do on here your reply was to insinuate you've made tons of friends on here.

I don't see the connection but I'm obviously very impressed.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

I'm 99.3% convinced this is all more internet needy lies
I say all power to grrrmachine
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

I feel there'd be a lot less stupid people around if we did give all power to Grrrmachine.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

See. I tihnk a lot of the time Grr is hysterical.
But he doesn't have to be like that for everything, does he?

Can't he just say congratulations to someone who has had something good happen to them.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

You're missing my point entirely

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

I must have.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

Of course I can
but the prospect of 18 years of payments, pain, the complete destruction of self and the final reward of knowing that the end product will turn out a hell of a lot like yourself is something to which I can only offer my heartfelt condolences. And consolation to the rest of us alive today who will have to depend on its tax payments to support us in our dotage, even though in this case it will be guaranteed dolescum.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

i'd say he is a cunt, a massive shit cunt, fuck him, his so called baby and his life with it

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

well done on treading the well-rutted path to animalistic irrational atttachment to something fundamentally worthless
you have now entered into the same league as all the other dribbling bleating idiots who think their spawn is somehow a cut above your average slab of tofu.

Jesus Christ maffers, four people a SECOND achieve what Friz just did, congratufuckinglations doesn't even come close.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Four people a second google baby pics?

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

I personally don't see people or life as fundamentally worthless.
You might, that's your wont.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

perhaps he's just depressed

(penelope, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

Nah. He's just recieved so much praise for being the cynic that it's all he knows how to do.
Like I said he's fantastically funny but there are the odd occasions where he doesn't have to live up to the internet expectations pressed upon him.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

Or maybe I really fucking hate kids
and hate idiotic parents even more
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

He won't what?

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Oh my spawn are tofu.
Shouting swearing tofu.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

You described it as a journey.
That does make you a wanker. Sorry.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

If it doesn't have a dog with the body of a ferret that can fly
it's not a fucking journey
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

Oh man.
I would like to se that film again.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

oh fuck off and top yourself you dull needy cunt

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

You tedious fucking twat

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

yeah yeah shit cunt, see how you like it, want someone to wish rape on your child, fuck you and yours

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)

I'm not feeling cunty tonight.
So congratulations, hope all is well.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

Congratulations.
What weight?
(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)

Congratulations.
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
( Comma, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

SHOE ON HEAD

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Flynn?

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Flynn Frizzle
It would be so delicious if the irksome little toad develops a lisp.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

slim slizzle
would be an awesome name for a rapper..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)

or a brand of lean sausages

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

Slim shizzle
my dad's the bizzle
the message board wizard wizzle
I was brought up on world of warcraft
and I'm well 'ard
got star-wars figures in my yard
even though it's 2056
yo they were in newsletter 266
anyway you diss my shit I hit up the forum clique
and bust your beak noobie creep
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

My brother's ex girlfriend's kid is called Flynn
The "dad" lives in an open relationship with the mother, while the kid looks strikingly like my brother.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

lovely kid though
and good luck Friz. Just go away now and do some baby stuff, ok?
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

He's Yorkshire
Last name
T'Eastwood
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

Oh you fucker.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Only if you ask nicely.
How's the folk going Badge?
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

Nearly finished.
I am having a Miserble Song About War finish.

'Baleerie Baloo' by Karine Polwart, Eric Bogle's version of 'No Man's Land', June Tabor doing 'Walzting Mathilda' and Springsteen doing Pete Seeger's 'Bring 'Em Home'.

You can stlll catch most of the last three.
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

ah hahahahahahaha

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

Congratulations for being a Dad and congrats to the girl who actually had to do all the hard work.
Take loads of photos and enjoy it.
( The Furry Dinosaur is a Clitasaurus, quake before her awesome power!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)

Aww congrats :)

( Dave! Dong Merrily on High BAH FUCKING HUMBUG http://bit.ly/FREEPORN, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

Her head is wider than it is tall.
It's definitely yours.
( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

heh heh
I already know the feeling mate :(
( Karma's Enemy Formerly known as Aliasaria, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

yay! congratulations

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Shove it RIGHT back up your cock

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

Congratualations,
and it's your b3taday now so you'll never forget your kids birthday.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)

Congrats fella, hope all are doing well :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)