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zingzillas is a reworking of the island of doctor moreau
what else
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:55, archived)
I don't know what else
You?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:59, archived)
sure thing toots

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:00, archived)
My new* laptop won't boot up, what do I do?
*second hand heap of shit
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:32, archived)
kick its fucking motherboard in.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:33, archived)
The company are finally shelling out for a new one for yours truely
I can't live with this piece of crap any longer
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
i'm getting a new pc and an ipad!
finally this job is starting to get less crappy
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:41, archived)
My PC was brand new when I started here, problem is it's got 8gb RAM with only a 32-bit OS
And 4gb RAM isn't enough.
The guys I work with and myself know more about computers than the guys in Technical Systems.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
hey mono, do you ever have a good day at work? no offence but you dont half whine about it all the time

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
Yes, I do.
Doesn't stop people being fucking retards though.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
do you think you could mention it more when you do? it would be great to hear some better news for a change

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
I'm having a good day today.
But the conversation was about computers which made me think about how mine could be slightly better, so I can do my job properly.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
you started it moaning you bellend

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
Who's the moaniest, the moaner or the moaner about the moaner?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
hey, i was just showing concern for your well being, seeing if maybe we could work together to help you highlight some of the good things in your life, nevermind tho eh

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
I've got some good news
I lured a female back to my lair at the weekend.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
good work, is she securely held?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
it puts the lotion in the basket else it gets the hose again.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
OI! Don't you know there's a hosepipe ban on The LOVELY UToL.
Well, that's my excuse for not cleaning out The Lurker Cage anyway.
:D
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:54, archived)
Good work there
did tentacle rape ensue?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)
Tentacle rape you say?
NSFW comic
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
it was consensual and don't listen to anyone that says differently.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
iPad?? Nice one!
I'm getting a Dell E6420...I'm not too up on these things but it looks pretty cool. Certainly better than this one anyway. But then a Major Morgan would be an upgrade.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
yep, the new one too
i'm not sure what PCs we'll be getting
but the one i'm using currently is over 5 years old
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
Yeah, mine's about 4 years old now
It's just so slow. It'll be good to be able to start work less than half and hour after switching the machine on.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
I'll be honest I'd like an ipad if only to play Draw Something on

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
Yeah, my fingers are too fat to draw properly on the iphone.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
I hate you

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
I love you

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)
windows phone?
what did you fucking expect
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
WP7 rocks !

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
i dont really know what is different about it, except it has some for of xbox stuff, i dont have an xbox tho

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
sure, if you don't like all those lovely apps they have on phones nowadays

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
hah, yeah, although it does have some gpod obes.
And eventually it'll catch up with android what with development being easier and Win8 pushing it through.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:40, archived)
I do like their square homescreen setup, it's very pretty
we had a play with the Lumia and Massive Lumia at the Nokia exhibit at SXSW. The cameras on them are good.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
How was SXSW?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
pretty good actually, I didn't have a badge for the talks unfortunately
but there were lots of free parties to go to, free food, drinks, t-shirts etc. And did lots of networking. I don't know how Austin will cope each year as it gets bigger and bigger, mind.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:49, archived)
I found out that Cadence Weapon and Saul Williams were playing the same show about a week before and got really disappointed that I wasn't going.
Also the cast of Parks & Recreation were there.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
also mark henry was there

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
yeah, me too, and the main apps i use are built in anyway.
The camera on the Lumia 800 doesn't compare to HTC though.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
Thing is though, the phone is great.
And the OS is brilliant.
It's just the fact that noone makes apps for it that's bloody annoying!
:'(
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
because only 5 people worldwide have Windows phones
if I was an app developer I'd make apps for iphones. Because app developers need to eat and pay their rent and all that.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)
there still is a big userbase, and with the likes of PhoneGap, it makes it no extra work.
In MarketPlace, you can be No.1 where as on iOS, there are 100s who have done the same.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)
true
is it mostly paid apps or free apps on windows phones?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
i have yet to find one app useful

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
its a big mix.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
that game has changed my life
i literally weep with joy every time i play it. it makes the pictures look blurry :(
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
I had a 96 game streak going with baldmonkey before he fucked it up.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
i think he's getting bored of it now
my longest streak is with two hats
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
What gave that away? Was it when he started writing the answers down in different colours?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
I bet we can hit 100 in the next day or two.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
We can do. I keep getting comic book character options in games against people who don't have a clue about comic books. I've had Aquaman and Riddler in a game with my mum and she didn't get either of them.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
Did you like my anatomically correct phallus?
*context lols*
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)
did you draw your own?
was it actual size?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
If anything it's bigger than my own
It's more a romantic ideal, rather than an accurate representation
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:31, archived)
mrs hats is a lucky lady!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)
For so many reasons
Her and Ms.Lith have been communicating via Draw Something. That must be the most ham-fisted way of being sociable I've ever seen.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
women: silly

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
i might bookmark this as it is applicable in so many situations

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
Agreed

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
It's soo much better on an iPad, I don't think i'd bother on a smaller screen.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
this will be for Work Stuff but i'm hoping to install draw something on it too :)

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
obviously
fr testing purposes
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
What's zingzillas?
I'm not googling it.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:05, archived)
it's the new thing in porn involving citrus fruit and giant lizards
utterly nsfw, do not google
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
It's alright really,
I'm not allowed to turn off safe search anyway.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
I don't know.
I just don't know balders.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:05, archived)
Hey STUJ
Seen it yet?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:33, archived)
Nope.
And I really REALLY can't go to the premiere now due to being overworked.
:(
SOOOOON Though MONO!. SOOOOOOON.
:D
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:50, archived)
I've seen that the first 4 minutes are online.
I've not watched it yet though.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
fuck that, I'm tired.
wake me up before you go-go.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:12, archived)
I'm not burdened with children so I don't need to watch zingzillas
ha
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:36, archived)
children are not a burden, they are a curse.
the curse of the randy mummy.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:38, archived)
Yet.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:42, archived)
not ever

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:51, archived)
What if, instead of children, you called them "spawn" or even "spangospawn", would that help?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:54, archived)
not really
they're still expensive little shitmachines, whatever you call them
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
Takes one to know one

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
hey, I only vomit on myself after a night out

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
Not even when cr3 puts it on and then puts the remote on top of the telly?
'Ning The LOVELY tiny Spangles.
*Panders*
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
our TV setup is so complicated he'd just need to change a setting on the remote
then it'd be CBeebies forever :C
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
Nice 'tashe.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:59, archived)
Aww :(
No mini-spangocree?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:58, archived)
eurgh no
I'd rather have a dog if I start feeling the need for something to shower me with unconditional love
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
Must....fight....urge to...........strikethrough...

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
*dogeyes*

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
Nooooooooooo.
Dogs are shit. lol.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
you can train a dog
and if it misbehaves you can shout at it and no-one will tut at you in public
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
You can't guilt trip them into getting you stuff and train them to make tea and fetch biscuits etc.
Dogs can't talk either so they can't say "I WUV YOU"
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:06, archived)
yeah but you can be endlessly nice to them their entire child lives and they will still hate you as teenagers
waste of time if you ask me.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)
Plus they die after about twelve years.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)
and they don't draw on the walls
the most you have to deal with is a chewed table leg or a poop on the carpet. They're not going to stab another child in the eye with a biro at school and cause lawsuits.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
For some weird reason giving up a dog has less stigma than giving up a kid.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
and you can pick what colour dog you'd like.
People frown on doing that with kids.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
Isn't the government supposed to be making that easier?
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/feb/19/uk-interracial-adoption-social-workers-guidance
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:40, archived)
I see lots of geeky morons queued for days for that new apple thing.
I bet their lives are complete now.
Except the one literal autistic chap who is obsessed with apples and is a bit confused by what he got.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:41, archived)
I'm a geeky moron.
I don't like apple though.
That's more of a twat thing.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:00, archived)
magic roundabout is a trippy remake of the movie Heat

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
Don't be silly Frisbee.
It's CLEARLY a Scarface pastiche.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
Andy Pandy is Ronin

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
True.
Bill And Ben is The Killer.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:27, archived)
The Simpsons are the Flintstones with jaundice.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
I heard that if you play every episode of the Hoobs backwards you get Karl Marx's The Communist Manifesto

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
i fucking loved the hoobs

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
That's a nice shade of red you're wearing today

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
it's still on at like 7am on channel 4

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
i didn't love it enough to get up early
what are you, mad?

we did have ivor 'the purple hoob' on top of our christmas tree though
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:23, archived)
Channel 4 +1 was invented for you

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:27, archived)
i s'pose. i could also just set it to record
i'm all about ooglies at the moment anyway
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
Yo Gabba Gabba is an odd little show
The Jack Black episodes are particularly busy.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
i saw taht once, i like the whistling pea at the end

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
Chorlton And The Wheelies is a frame by frame copy of Death Race 2000.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:34, archived)
Last Higgedly House on the Left

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
the sitcom bread was based on the flumps

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
dogtanian and the three muskehounds was based on 80 days around the world or some shit

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
Sopranos is basically The Simpsons with lots of swearing and the occasional murder.
This is especially true for Tony Soprano.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
Pizza d'oh?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
ulysses 31 was based on an epic poem by a homo, or summat

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
That's not very specific.
All poems are by homos, by definition.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
Careful Mr. Tea.
You'll get labelled as a homophobe like that.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
I'm not *scared* of gays,
I just hate them.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)
(^^not actually true)

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
Some of my best friends are God-cursed sodomites, etc. etc.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
are you sure they're not dinosaurs?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:36, archived)
Joseph Smith, author of biblical fanfic "The Book of Mormon"
probably named the hill under which he claims to have found the gold plates "Cumorah" and the angel who visited him "Moroni" after the Comoros Islands and their largest town, inspired by tales of Captain Kidd's buried treasure.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
cool story, bro

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
Are you sure he didn't just have a b3tan sense of humour?
Huhuhuhuh CUM!orah Huhuhuhuhuh MORONi.Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
:D
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
I think he might have,
it's really rather blatant trolling of spiritually patriotic Americans.

They're visiting me again every week, two young women this time. They're kind of cute and I want to keep them.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)