I'm going to come round your house on a damp day and give your car a wash wish sea water

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)

can i have a wash wish?

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)

I don't do that sort of thing pigly

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)

Easter Weekend at the Eel and Pig household
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/01/29
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)

man i'd love a good waxing

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)

One day I'll wax your taut little tummy until you giggle like a happy pot bellied hamster

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)

this is why you're a modern hero.

( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)

willsh shean cohnnery wash your carsh toosh

( fatpoof, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)

Like fuck you will
you're a freshwater fish
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)