You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 7478402

The woman is depressed with my miserable taste in dystopian cinema
and has requested a "comedy". Go on then maggots, tell me what films are allegedly "funny".
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
Requiem For A Dream.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
this
its a right chucklefest
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
Fuck me, the current candidate on The Voice appears to be cuddly racist Mykeyboy.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
That's no reason for me to go to another country and gay you up.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
Das Boot

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)
3 Pharmacist and a Bucket

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
I was three drop in the bucket

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
Can't you just watch Dr Strangelove and kill two birds with one stone?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
Failing that, Blazing Saddles.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
Blazing Saddles is shit.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
anything with Gene Wilder is shit

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
you nob

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
Mongy, you're a man with an interest in old-skool dance and hip-hop and stuff.
What's your review of the new Orbital album?
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:41, archived)
to be honest i aint heard it, i went to their last ever gig in brixton, then they reformed, i want my money back

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
i would imagine there maybe one or possibly 2 good tracks, bit like the prodigys output now

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
i want to go see carl cox on the 16th of april, but not one of my cunt mates will come with me, wankers

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
I'm heading up the road in a bit
That Kunt and the Gang that I've heard so much about here are playing in the boozer at the end of my street, so I figured I should head up there and watch them.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
You remember those comedy songs Friz used to do?
Well imagine that, only ALL NIGHT.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
I don't remember the comedy songs Friz used to do at all
It's also because he apparently puts on a good show. If it's shit I'll just head home, not like I'm paying to see them.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
if they were in my local i'd go, not because i know who they are, but it's my local aint it, hope that helps

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
It does help, thanks mongy
Not my usual boozer, I normally head the other direction to The Ship but I thought I'd make an exception in this case.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
I watched one of their videos once,
If you think a middle-aged man in a bad wig swearing is intrinsically funny, you should enjoy it.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
i miss the comedians

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
in your local?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
the local comedians are anoying

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
Frank Carson
Alwayz in R HTRZ
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
The name of the band alone should give you a clue to their comedy prowess

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
best review I ever heard was
"he's nice, but you wouldn't leave him alone with your kids"
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
fuck off you bellend, have you even watched it?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
Now you've gone too far.
I'm going to have to express an opinion on the internet about your statement.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
Haha, oh wow I didn't realise one person could be so wrong.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
what the fuck?
Mel Brookes is amazing!
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
Oh man, you're disagreeing with something you yourself just said.
Now I don't know what to believe.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
I've only seen the last 10 minutes of Blazing Saddles.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
still a great 10 minutes of cinema

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
I don't really remember it.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
i wonder if anyone knows this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUrhd0trtVM
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:51, archived)
i used to love mr rossi

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
cheers man

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
always time for mel brookes

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
Irreversible

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
Oh wait, are we giving fake answers? Ok then, Brazil.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
I watched Ed Wood a couple of weeks ago, first time I'd seen it in many years.
It was a lot funnier than I remembered.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
you'll definitely love Simply Irresistible
sarah michell gellar has magic crabs
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
That's hilarious.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
Herbie Fully Loaded

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
i'd help linsey ruin herself, just saying

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
Kelly's Heroes.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
Anyone one of the Police Academy franchise.
There's this guy who makes sounds, you'll love it. Also a woman with a really high pitched voice.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
what...no motion of the blond with the big tits?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
A Serbian Film.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
Which one?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
the sick one.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
Which one?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
too slow with the obvious joke

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
Which one?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
That one?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
Return to Which Mountain?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
Yes
It's got the Rock in it. It'll be great.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
who are you?

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
I'm watching The Prestige
because glued told me to.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
oh gosh this is a lot of responsibility

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
I'll be honest
I'm 20 minutes in and it's not as good as The Illusionist. I'm not really following the plot so far. Still, there are few good nods to real magic shows so it's keeping my interest.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
it's got David Bowie in it
what more could you want
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
He hasn't turned up yet
thanks for the spoiler.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
Also, Christian Bale is Hugh Jackman's dad.
To be honest if you're on b3ta while you're watching The Prestige, you don't deserve to enjoy it.
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
I wouldn't recognise either of them to be honest

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
Batman and Wolverine, man.

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
Bowie's just turned up

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
Mega Octopus vs Giant Shark
It's so shit that I'd consider it a comedy
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
Johnny English Reborn

(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
Downfall
The Seventh Seal
Love Story
(, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
2 girls one cup, failing that for a chick private benjamin.
they are both equally repulsive.
(, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 2:14, archived)