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The woman is depressed with my miserable taste in dystopian cinema
and has requested a "comedy". Go on then maggots, tell me what films are allegedly "funny".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
Requiem For A Dream.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
this
its a right chucklefest
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
Fuck me, the current candidate on The Voice appears to be cuddly racist Mykeyboy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
That's no reason for me to go to another country and gay you up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
Das Boot

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)
3 Pharmacist and a Bucket

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible prick wanker, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
I was three drop in the bucket

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
Can't you just watch Dr Strangelove and kill two birds with one stone?

(I helped save b3ta! JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
Failing that, Blazing Saddles.

(I helped save b3ta! JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
Blazing Saddles is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
anything with Gene Wilder is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
you nob

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
Mongy, you're a man with an interest in old-skool dance and hip-hop and stuff.
What's your review of the new Orbital album?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:41, archived)
to be honest i aint heard it, i went to their last ever gig in brixton, then they reformed, i want my money back

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
i would imagine there maybe one or possibly 2 good tracks, bit like the prodigys output now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
i want to go see carl cox on the 16th of april, but not one of my cunt mates will come with me, wankers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
I'm heading up the road in a bit
That Kunt and the Gang that I've heard so much about here are playing in the boozer at the end of my street, so I figured I should head up there and watch them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
You remember those comedy songs Friz used to do?
Well imagine that, only ALL NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
I don't remember the comedy songs Friz used to do at all
It's also because he apparently puts on a good show. If it's shit I'll just head home, not like I'm paying to see them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
if they were in my local i'd go, not because i know who they are, but it's my local aint it, hope that helps

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
It does help, thanks mongy
Not my usual boozer, I normally head the other direction to The Ship but I thought I'd make an exception in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
I watched one of their videos once,
If you think a middle-aged man in a bad wig swearing is intrinsically funny, you should enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
i miss the comedians

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:23, archived)
in your local?

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
the local comedians are anoying

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
Frank Carson
Alwayz in R HTRZ
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
The name of the band alone should give you a clue to their comedy prowess

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
best review I ever heard was
"he's nice, but you wouldn't leave him alone with your kids"
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
fuck off you bellend, have you even watched it?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
Now you've gone too far.
I'm going to have to express an opinion on the internet about your statement.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
Haha, oh wow I didn't realise one person could be so wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
what the fuck?
Mel Brookes is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
Oh man, you're disagreeing with something you yourself just said.
Now I don't know what to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
I've only seen the last 10 minutes of Blazing Saddles.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
still a great 10 minutes of cinema

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
I don't really remember it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
i wonder if anyone knows this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUrhd0trtVM
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:51, archived)
i used to love mr rossi

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy page 4, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
cheers man

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
always time for mel brookes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
Irreversible

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
Oh wait, are we giving fake answers? Ok then, Brazil.

(I helped save b3ta! JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:24, archived)
I watched Ed Wood a couple of weeks ago, first time I'd seen it in many years.
It was a lot funnier than I remembered.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
you'll definitely love Simply Irresistible
sarah michell gellar has magic crabs
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
That's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:06, archived)
Herbie Fully Loaded

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
i'd help linsey ruin herself, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
Kelly's Heroes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
Anyone one of the Police Academy franchise.
There's this guy who makes sounds, you'll love it. Also a woman with a really high pitched voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
what...no motion of the blond with the big tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
A Serbian Film.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
the sick one.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
too slow with the obvious joke

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
That one?

(I helped save b3ta! mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
Return to Which Mountain?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
Yes
It's got the Rock in it. It'll be great.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:06, archived)
I'm watching The Prestige
because glued told me to.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
oh gosh this is a lot of responsibility

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
I'll be honest
I'm 20 minutes in and it's not as good as The Illusionist. I'm not really following the plot so far. Still, there are few good nods to real magic shows so it's keeping my interest.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
it's got David Bowie in it
what more could you want
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
He hasn't turned up yet
thanks for the spoiler.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
Also, Christian Bale is Hugh Jackman's dad.
To be honest if you're on b3ta while you're watching The Prestige, you don't deserve to enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
I wouldn't recognise either of them to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
Batman and Wolverine, man.

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
Bowie's just turned up

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
Mega Octopus vs Giant Shark
It's so shit that I'd consider it a comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd ington, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
Johnny English Reborn

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
Downfall
The Seventh Seal
Love Story
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
2 girls one cup, failing that for a chick private benjamin.
they are both equally repulsive.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 2:14, archived)