Direct thought pattern interfaces.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)

Transitive Windowless Aerated Toasters

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)

Hydro Ursine Glomp Exciter

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

Parallel Reactive Incremental Colon Kisser

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)

Big Long Osterich Blower

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)

Barely Aware Net-based Nobber Eats Defeat

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)

Sub Terranean Ultra Particle Ice Disrupter
Fouled Acid Tunnel
Bio Luminescent Open Ore Dredging Young Corporeal Urban Nano Tank End Device
Water Enhancing Ergonomic Bonding Level Equipment
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)

i lol'd

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)

I KNOW! Scientifically, all four of these devices are mutually exclusive!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)

Connected Universal Network Transit?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

Whirring Igneous Lobotomy Leveraging Yardstick

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)

Micro Intelligent Subtle Egg Rolling Yellow Giblet Under Terestrial Siren

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)

where the fuck were you?
Started a fucking conversation for you, and you turn up for the fucking rnuk thread. I'm not voting fit you in the upcoming mod elections.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)

wait, that thread was for me? why?
i was on lunchbreak
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)

a real mod wouldn't need lunch
they'd wire their veins into the matrix and live off the energy from our posts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)

You know,
If we synced our daily routines, this won't happen again. Breakfast at 7, poo at 7:30, shower at 8, trim beard/shave 8:20, then lunch at 1:30 till 2:30 then another poo at 3. You can do what you like at night.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)

the fuck sort of idiot shaves after a shower?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)

He's not allowed to get ginger hairs in the plug hole

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)

oh right, i didn't realise he meant his anal beard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)

my shower balm helps to soften the hairs
So as not to catch and pull so much, leading to a gentler shave and less skin irritation.
I'm a sensitive man Q.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)

you big jessie

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)

Fully Automated Tracking Bus Allowing Limitless Large Bit Alignment Grouping

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)

Modulated Over Defensive Systems.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)

Capped Aluminium Triode Latency Exception Growth System

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)

Zoological Zinc Zeitgeist Zebra Zany Zappy Zapper

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)