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Whirring Igneous Lobotomy Leveraging Yardstick

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
Micro Intelligent Subtle Egg Rolling Yellow Giblet Under Terestrial Siren

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
where the fuck were you?
Started a fucking conversation for you, and you turn up for the fucking rnuk thread. I'm not voting fit you in the upcoming mod elections.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
wait, that thread was for me? why?
i was on lunchbreak
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
a real mod wouldn't need lunch
they'd wire their veins into the matrix and live off the energy from our posts
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
You know,
If we synced our daily routines, this won't happen again. Breakfast at 7, poo at 7:30, shower at 8, trim beard/shave 8:20, then lunch at 1:30 till 2:30 then another poo at 3. You can do what you like at night.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
the fuck sort of idiot shaves after a shower?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
He's not allowed to get ginger hairs in the plug hole

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
oh right, i didn't realise he meant his anal beard

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
my shower balm helps to soften the hairs
So as not to catch and pull so much, leading to a gentler shave and less skin irritation.
I'm a sensitive man Q.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
you big jessie

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)