Marmite toast and something from Tescos.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:13, archived)

then yes, you are some sort of metrosexual prick.
soz.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:16, archived)

no wuz
i might make another old personality horse track available on last.fm tonight. as our once number one fan, any preferences?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:18, archived)

I'm thinking of a 1989 one.
www.sites.google.com/site/personalityhorse/discographality-horse/1989---blackboard-death-march
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:23, archived)

Christ, baldmonkey; you've killed this board.
Well done.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)

you should flood /links with this stuff.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)

Once Graham Tapes is finished, I sure will.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:28, archived)

they'll probably be well mean to you :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:30, archived)

i'll totally link to this too
www.sites.google.com/site/personalityhorse/discographality-horse/2003---my-latest-uncle
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:34, archived)

oh man.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:39, archived)

Wasn't Graham Tapes supposed to be released years ago or something?

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:42, archived)

Well yes.
It was supposed to be released before the end of 2011. But there were studio problems and we've only just started recording again. The good news is there are only a few tracks left to record before it can be mastered.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:50, archived)

I don't care anyway, my application to be featured in a track was rejected.

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:53, archived)

was it?
i don't remember that.
resubmit and I'll see what I can do.
Can you sing like a girl?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:54, archived)

Can I be featured in a PH track?

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:55, archived)

sure
can you sing like a girl?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:55, archived)

Dunno.
Never tried.
( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:55, archived)

try now
let me know
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:56, archived)

Nah, you're alright.

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)

So is your face.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)

Awww
Aren't you sweet.
( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)

So is your face.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)

I can sing, but not really like a girl.
I joined a choir the other evening.
( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)

What sort of choir?
And why isn't it spelt quire.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)

one that sings
and I dunno
( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)

sings what

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)

songs

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)

what sort of songs

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)

songs set to music

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)

FINE.
Let me rephrase it: is it religious, shit or both.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)

some Tudory stuff, a big of Grieg, some old French, a Zulu song
all sorts really.

well, that's for the next concert. the last one before I joined was Handel and Heinichen
( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)

Not my cup of tea at all.
But it is, presumably, yours. And that's all that counts. I wish I enjoyed life. I only ever do things I hate as hobbies.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)

I can't sight read music so I am having to copy the sheet music into
this clever bit of software to play it back and learn the tune
( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)

I will look at that software this evening Thanx

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)

it's not bad, it seems to have a problem with repeats (that might be me being a retard though) so I'm not bothering with them, just copying and pasting instead

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:22, archived)

flood /links with this stuff kill yourself
( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:34, archived)

oh man

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:34, archived)

well you don't seem to have anything more interesting to do except post endlessly on here, so you'd be doing yourself a favour

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:40, archived)

:'(

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:50, archived)

you could spend the time more constructively by looking for a new job
hey, I'm just trying to help here balders

ders lbag
( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:52, archived)

i dun a load of job applies last night, innit.
thanks though.
still reporting you to the mods.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:55, archived)

what have you applied for?

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:55, archived)

anything i can find involving a three day week and excel.
that's all i want from a job.
actual work to do would be a bonus too. i am finding that the lack of it in this job is driving me fucking insane.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)

what's wrong with a 5 day week, lazy cunt
(I'm going to call you lazy even though I only work a 4 day week)
( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)

Everything.
My wife is the major earner. I'm used to playing computer games all day and wanking off to Loose Women.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:59, archived)

I can see why your self esteem is so low

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:01, archived)

Yes.
And until I get my kept man status back it will remain low.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)

one day soon she will realise how superfluous you are to your marriage

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)

She'd be shit at wanking off to Loose Women.
She needs me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)

You're shit at wanking off to Loose Women as you are impotent

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)

once number
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:31, archived)

oh man.
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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:33, archived)