well you don't seem to have anything more interesting to do except post endlessly on here, so you'd be doing yourself a favour

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:40, archived)

:'(

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:50, archived)

you could spend the time more constructively by looking for a new job
hey, I'm just trying to help here balders

ders lbag
( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:52, archived)

i dun a load of job applies last night, innit.
thanks though.
still reporting you to the mods.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:55, archived)

what have you applied for?

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:55, archived)

anything i can find involving a three day week and excel.
that's all i want from a job.
actual work to do would be a bonus too. i am finding that the lack of it in this job is driving me fucking insane.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)

what's wrong with a 5 day week, lazy cunt
(I'm going to call you lazy even though I only work a 4 day week)
( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)

Everything.
My wife is the major earner. I'm used to playing computer games all day and wanking off to Loose Women.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:59, archived)

I can see why your self esteem is so low

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:01, archived)

Yes.
And until I get my kept man status back it will remain low.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)

one day soon she will realise how superfluous you are to your marriage

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)

She'd be shit at wanking off to Loose Women.
She needs me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)

You're shit at wanking off to Loose Women as you are impotent

( spesh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)