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biggity woop

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)
I pulled some sort of something in my neck on tuesday afternoon lifting up a tool chest
I've been sent home from work because I'm in proper agony. I've used 2 tubes of voltarol in 2 days and I'm fairly sure I've had too much ibuprofen and paracetamol.

Heat slightly relieves it but the sharp breakthrough pain in moving my head is making me feel sick.

Dr Baldmonkey, what should I do?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
Dearest Patient X,
Come to my new house and we can go up to my loft room and cuddle. I'm not homosexual, but if it feels right, I'm willing to try stuff out.
Yours,
Dr baldmonkey.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
I reckon you should stop moving your head until it stops hurting
or do some neck rolls
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)
Dr Sally, I've tried moving my neck and head
even swallowing or yawning causes sharp pain down my neck and shoulders.

Am I going to die?
Yours,
forever,
Baldmonkey's Downs Child
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
ABORT ABORT ABORT

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)