I'd like to know though.
There's lots of things I'd like to know.
Tell me.
( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)

I tried to draw a monkey. He looked bald.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)

I did say it was not very interesting.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)

Can I see it?

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

well sure
i don't know if i can push it up the internet from work though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)

Just give it a right good hard shove.
Right up it's dripping vadge.
( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)

there he is in the middle of the cover of this:
static.lulu.com/product/ebook/the-poetry-of-baldmonkey/17412298/thumbnail/320
he is very badly drawn there
and wearing pants because i drew he with an erect penis and then changed my mind
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)

I had that book.
I don't now.
( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)

It was a pretty shit book.
Sometimes I look at it and laugh about all the people who paid for it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)

My mum bought a copy.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)

I enjoyed it actually
The one about nigella lawson was one of my favorites, as was cheese monkey
( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)

I revised it several times.
The first edition was the worst.
But then I deleted all the lolwakiest ones and added some I'd missed. Like Grow Me A Marrow. Bob Todd said it was her fave and it should be in there and she found it for me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)

And then I carried on laughing at all the idiots who paid money for it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)

It's free to download now.
I set it to free and sent a link to Carlton Mellick III. He said he liked the cover but that the poems were shit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)

I only ever read the first edition

( MONO!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)

You should download the latest version.
That'll teach you.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)