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I'd like to know though.
There's lots of things I'd like to know.
Tell me.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
I tried to draw a monkey. He looked bald.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
I did say it was not very interesting.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
Can I see it?

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
well sure
i don't know if i can push it up the internet from work though.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
Just give it a right good hard shove.
Right up it's dripping vadge.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
there he is in the middle of the cover of this:
static.lulu.com/product/ebook/the-poetry-of-baldmonkey/17412298/thumbnail/320
he is very badly drawn there
and wearing pants because i drew he with an erect penis and then changed my mind
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
I had that book.
I don't now.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
It was a pretty shit book.
Sometimes I look at it and laugh about all the people who paid for it.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
My mum bought a copy.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
I enjoyed it actually
The one about nigella lawson was one of my favorites, as was cheese monkey
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
I revised it several times.
The first edition was the worst.
But then I deleted all the lolwakiest ones and added some I'd missed. Like Grow Me A Marrow. Bob Todd said it was her fave and it should be in there and she found it for me.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
And then I carried on laughing at all the idiots who paid money for it.

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
It's free to download now.
I set it to free and sent a link to Carlton Mellick III. He said he liked the cover but that the poems were shit.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
I only ever read the first edition

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
You should download the latest version.
That'll teach you.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)