Oh!
I've got it!
When you, JMG, go to Wigan, will you have your Wig On.
Because you are bald.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

and wigan and wig on sound similar

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)

*Light Applause*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)

As you said, JMG, I know comedy.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)