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it must be the acoustics in here

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
That's what I figured. Because, as someone who knows comedy, you'll agree with me that
"They are testing a new shopping site in the North of England which is a cross between Ebay and Gumtree. It is called Ebay-Gum." is a VERY funny joke.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
You should've followed it with "bum-raped by a tramp"

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
"Are you recording this?"
Classic stuff!
Is that available elsewhere now that cr3's taken jamescartercomedy.com down?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
Oddly I think I have it saved on my hard drive.
I shall have to double check
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
write it on a postcard and send it to michael macintyre. see what he thinks
as britains' funniest manTM, he really knows comedy
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
I don't know.
I'm worried that if I write "They are testing a new shopping site in the North of England which is a cross between Ebay and Gumtree. It is called Ebay-Gum." on a postcard and send it to Michael McIntyre he will steal the joke "They are testing a new shopping site in the North of England which is a cross between Ebay and Gumtree. It is called Ebay-Gum." and next time I watch him being funny on Live At The Apollo he will say "They are testing a new shopping site in the North of England which is a cross between Ebay and Gumtree. It is called Ebay-Gum." and get a big laugh because it is a very funny joke and everyone will think it is his joke when in reality "They are testing a new shopping site in the North of England which is a cross between Ebay and Gumtree. It is called Ebay-Gum." is my joke. Unless I've accidentally ripped "They are testing a new shopping site in the North of England which is a cross between Ebay and Gumtree. It is called Ebay-Gum." off from someone else without meaning to.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
write
COPPYWRITE BALDMUNKI 4EVA IDST on it
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
I'm very pleased to see an idst revival

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
Hays IT, FrontUp Rugby Merchandise, Mitsubishi Electric and the Fat Duck Restaurant are launching a Joint Venture in Grassington
It is called AyUpMeDuck
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
AHHAHAHAAHAH!
Nice one.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
I've just heard jeremy vine use that joke on radio 2

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
Shit.
Did anyone laugh?
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
Try this
I say, I call my girlfriend The Angel of the North. Because she's fucking massive.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
HAHAHA

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
See? FUNNY

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
I say, I call my girlfriend the Fist Of The North Star.
Because anime is shit.
Errrrrrrm.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
No wait. I can get this.
I call my girlfriend the Mona Lisa. Because she moans when I lease her.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
Jesus

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
No wait.
I call my girlfriend Scarface. Because I suspected her of looking at other men once.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
I've got it this time.
I call my girlfriend a star. Because I set her on fire when she got too dense.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
I call my girlfriend Niagra Falls because she gets very wet and has a massive opening?
Fuck it. I give in.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:44, archived)
Pfffffft

(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)