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If we're going to win the forthcoming election we need a better image.
Otherwise we run the risk of a /board-/ot coalition. Or something. I don't know. Work with me here. Sorry.
I was thinking we should probably do some charity work. What charity work shall we do? And for which charity?
No this is no good.
I'm not very good at starting conversations. This is why I have no friends in the real world too. And am fat.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 7:59, archived)
But I'm trying. You know?
Surely that counts for something.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:01, archived)
There's a lot of swearing in this office.
People use "fuck" and "shit" in almost every sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:02, archived)
Good story, bm.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:02, archived)
You're fucking shitting me?
You should fuck their shit up, those fucking shitters.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:44, archived)
Ball bag

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:04, archived)
Yeah.
I'm not wearing a tie today. Also I sneezed and got snot on my hand and wiped it on my sock.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:05, archived)
a fantastic charity
all those poor abused ball bags :(
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:06, archived)
B - you're a ball bag
A - You're a ball bag
L - You're a ball bag
L - You're a ball bag
B - You're a ball bag
A - You're a ball bag
G ooooooooooh oooooooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:09, archived)
I might buy a camera today.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:10, archived)
A bridge camera.
£150 ish.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:10, archived)
good story b
m
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:11, archived)
what's a bridge camera?

(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:12, archived)
a camera you can use to cross rivers

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:13, archived)
what a der-brain

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:13, archived)
better than a standard digital camera not as good as an slr
bridging the gap between the two
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:14, archived)
Oh, thanks for explaining that, baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)
No worries, hideous generic internet she-mess.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
fuck you and fuck your cunting camera

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)
It was a pleasantly warm evening and I was full of enthusiasm from that afternoon's fortuitous events,
so I put on my hiking boots, selected my stoutest cunting camera and began an enjoyable stroll to the amenity tip.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:17, archived)
my parrot keeps trying to say "who's a pretty bird" but he's utterly fucking shit at it

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:18, archived)
Parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot
parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot parrot.
IS parrot?
Yes parrot!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:20, archived)
push me shove you
www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/momo3.mp3
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:21, archived)
You've got fuck all chance of me clicking that.
What happened to that thing you did with the stuff I did of /talk as a flash loop flash loop.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:23, archived)
it got lost on the internet
do some more shit drawings and noises and I'll make another one
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)
Yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
I hope you fall in a bath of cold pensioner piss

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:28, archived)
PISSSSSSSSSSSSS PISSSSSSSSSS CUNTY CUNTY WANKY PISSSSS FUCKY TITS

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:14, archived)
yeah, so shall i get a headset and mw3 or a camera?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)
get fucked and photographed for all I care you worthless wanksock

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:41, archived)
Hello BM

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:21, archived)
Hello.
It isn't really going very well, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:22, archived)
It could definitely be worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:25, archived)
This is a truism of sexual proportions.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:25, archived)
BULLSHIT
CUNT
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:23, archived)
COCKFUCK
TWAT
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)
Are you well?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:25, archived)
Are you well?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)
up yours you septic dog's cunt

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)
And?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:28, archived)
Yeah; thought not.
Bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:33, archived)
Something something

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:35, archived)
Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 8:41, archived)