Or Épée
You always think it'll be 'Foil' but it's always Épée
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

Yeah.
Until you realise that it's never foil and so you don't even think it's foil.
Also I always put epee.
Fucking writing with an accent.
( MONO!, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:54, archived)

Well I like to do things properly, or not at all
It's just how I was raised
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 2 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

Properly = no stupid characters.

( MONO!, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:03, archived)

English is just French spelt wrong
What do you expect me to do? In any case, 20 years from now it'll all be 'U' instead of 'You' and the like. Evolution of language, my fat arse.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:04, archived)

You fucking frog
French is just shit
( MONO!, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

just shit the root of English
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:07, archived)

nglish vil
( MONO!, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:07, archived)

I'm not denying that

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:08, archived)

Then stop being a lying prick.

( MONO!, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:09, archived)

I never lie Mono, you know that
But English IS essentially misspelled and mispronounced French. There's no way around it.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:10, archived)

You're entirely wrong

( MONO!, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:12, archived)

Haha, oh Mono
You're a card
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:13, archived)

A lot of our language was originally adopted from Germanic Languages, but I don't believe that that is French.

( MONO!, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

both english and french maybe have come from a similar place but they are not currently linked.
English is a good language, French is a shit one.
( MONO!, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

Like fuck it is

( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

What do I care?
It winds Mono up
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

I'm just worried about your apparent lack of education.

( MONO!, Wed 2 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

It's nice to be worried about

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:17, archived)