I once was flirting with a girl on the internet for a year and then she finally came down from scottland and during the day she said "Hay, do you mind if I invite gobbo?" and then HE TOOK A FUCKING BULLET FOR ME.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:49, archived)

*gonz fives*

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:49, archived)

Haha *fives*

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:56, archived)

i stole her bag, great times

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:59, archived)

Holy shit ! you were there? We must have meet then, I got trashed with Rik.
Rik is a fucking wicked bloke, one of the soundest b3tans I've meet.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:02, archived)

yeh mongy got me a pint i never got one back haha what a tool

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:02, archived)

one day you will my sweet prince, and to me you have been such good value on b3ta your worth a pint, there is a few users i feel like that bout

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:05, archived)

I'm all up over this meet up should it ever happen and I'm about (and...erm.. you know, welcome.).

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:07, archived)

yeh one day i won't be a trembling wreck and i'll get to my brother's in finsbury
then i can come and say hello to you, you'll probs get to meet my bro too, he's better than me you'll like him more
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:10, archived)

i liked your dog better, and i fucking hate dogs

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:15, archived)

It's even easier to get to my place and visa-versa now than it was where I used to live from finsbury, I'm only like 5 stops down on the overground. Takes like 20 minutes at most.
I got a nice double bed and super comfy couches if you ever wanna crash. Would fucking love to hook up again, I mean, after that awquard first 30 minutes of "So...ermm... yeah'....you're gobbo.".
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:16, archived)

yeh but after that we'd be all like "wheeee let's helicopter our willies"
and the rest would be just backrubs and hollyoaks
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:18, archived)

Haha, can't wait, sort your mess out wonky brain.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:37, archived)

is this some sort of scam

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:07, archived)

:(

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:14, archived)

yeah i was there, utterly fucked, you might of avoided me, i bought ed a pint, i'm yet to see that returned, just saying

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:04, archived)

maybe possibly, if I did it wasn't intentional. Probs 'cus I only knew 4thurns back then.
Here, Waynes World is on E4+1 at the mo', while we're doing the whole nostalga thing.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:06, archived)

i still go in that slug and lettuce, great for lunch times, still got all the sport on tv too

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:07, archived)

they show county cricket?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:27, archived)

if it is on tv chnnels they got it
i even get their newsletter
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:31, archived)

wowee sounds faberoo

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:33, archived)

50% off all foood on mondays, and i get vouchers

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 4 May 2012, 22:47, archived)

free to b3tans?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 4 May 2012, 23:01, archived)

haha
this is why he doesnt get a laptop
( rosalicious, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

Oh man, that reminds me, I'll plonk MLP on a disk for LB.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:58, archived)

Was that Pickle Fairy?

( mns is... STARWARS McGUINNESS, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

Nah' man, way before then.
Pickle Fairy is a pretty cool person though, she'd make most blokes who actually know her smile.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:58, archived)