Big Fishcake
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( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:17, archived)

I like fishcakes
More news on this as it happens
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:19, archived)

Anyway, didn't you go away somewhere at the weekend?
If so, how was it? If not, fuck you then.
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:22, archived)

i did!
we went to london, these things happened:

went to the union chapel in islington, which is a cracking venue.
watched charlie baker outstay his welcome as MC.
watched rufus hound ranting about religion and blowjobs
watched some fella called pat cahill perform a rap that ended with a dog being shot in the face
watched some female comic die on her arse (an aside, she turned out to be stewart lee's wife)
watched bill bailey being very funny
went to the bar, saw bill there and nervously shook his hand and said he was funny, which he probably already knew
ate pizza with the missus' family
watched avengers again
went for a nice walk
ate a huge roast lamb dinner
drank some lovely ale
another nice walk
came home
( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:27, archived)

Blimey, sounds like a busy one
I REEEEAAALLLLY want to see Avengers. Finding babysitters has been a pain in the arse. Christ, I hate having children sometimes.
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:28, archived)

only sometimes?
have you seen iron man, thor and captain america?
( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:31, archived)

Of course I have
and Hulk.
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:31, archived)

The good one
Not the baffling one with Nick Nolte and his weird poodle
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:35, archived)

i was just thinking of things you could do in the time between now and when you eventually get to see it
aren't grandparents usually the reliable choice for babysitting?

alternatively, stick them on the trampoline and seal the net that goes round the outside. tell them it's a cage match
( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:38, archived)

Not really
Let this be a lesson to you all...kids ruin all your fun.
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:40, archived)

Put them on eBay

( 'comedy' christmas name I'm a ninja in my caddy, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:31, archived)

Hmm...maybe if I do it as 'buyer collects'
Cheers Drimble...that's just crazy enough to work!
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:33, archived)

Stack all your kids vertically, put a big rain mac over them and sneak them into the cinema pretending it's one person.

( Eddache, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:10, archived)

Woah, there's no way I'm taking them with me

( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:13, archived)

no wonder you had no time to say hello to me :(

( mongy claus checkin em, twice, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:47, archived)

next time, m

( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:21, archived)

this fishcake was special
would you like to know how?
how deep does this liking of fishcakes go, two hats?
( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:22, archived)

Woah
Well I DO like them an awful lot. Did it have a load of different fish in it?
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:23, archived)

just two types of fish
however, it had something unusual in the centre. care to hazard a guess?
( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:28, archived)

A Ferrero Rocher?
or a Lindt ball?
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:28, archived)

nope, less unusual than that

( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:31, archived)

a fireball jawbreaker

( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:32, archived)

it's a savoury thing, you madman

( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:38, archived)

Well it's hardly unusual then is it
I dunno...some sort of herb/butter infusion?
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:40, archived)

time's up
it was a quail's egg
( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:44, archived)

A quail's egg?
That is pretty unusual. How was it?
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:00, archived)

pretty good
it was from the canteen that sells stuff made by the catering students

fish cake with quail's egg in, bit of veggie lasagna and some green salad: 90p
( manolith - a windmill full of corpses, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:34, archived)

90p?
A definite plus side to working at a college
( Two Hats CHUTNEY FERRET, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:35, archived)