just like homeopathy

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

i know wicca is possibly lurking,
and i don't know if she is genuinely a wiccan, but in the spirit of being nice, no offence wicca, but I think modern paganism is the hugest pile of wank i've ever had the misfortune to encounter.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:02, archived)

If I remember correctly, she isn't a wiccan. She just liked the name.
She is, as she delights in sharing, a pantheist. though.
And people say I'm an attention seeking prick.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:10, archived)

having been on the same forum as her for however many years
i didn't know she was a pantheist

i definitely would have noticed because it hilariously says 'pant heist'
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

Well, with observational skills like that, I can see why you are such a brilliant mod

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

My mistake.
It's the being a pagan she likes to gloat about: www.b3ta.com/search/posts/29966?q=pagan
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:40, archived)

you attention seeking prick

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:49, archived)

Yes.
But everyone here is.
That's why she pretends to believe in a waki religion.
That's why gonzo pretends to have stories about the world outside his flat.
That's why adam pretends to be a stupid prick.
That's why you pretend you are trying to be a good mod while HELLARIUSLIE acting like a really really shit mod
That's why Two Hats has a bum chin
That's why supermatt fucks little boys
That's why spangolin is a girl
That's why SSG withers
That's why gilgamesh continues to have a mental breakdown online
That's why quinten shares his awesomeness.

Everyone here is seeking attention.
Why do I get singled out for it?
Not that I mind; I like the attention.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:55, archived)

My glorious chin is there because I like the attention?

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:04, archived)

See?
You're banging on about it AGAIN.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:07, archived)

I'M A MONSTER

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:07, archived)

you've got it down to a fine art
isn't two hats' chin hidden behind a 'beard'?
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:17, archived)

In spite of that, my chin still projects beauty

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:22, archived)

You're a frying pantheist
Because you like fried food. Because you're a fat ballbag.
God, that was exhausting.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

have a little lie down

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:49, archived)

It definitely wasn't a sex dream
You do believe me, right?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:54, archived)

...yep

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:17, archived)

Phew
Well I'm glad we put that to bed. Oh gosh, I mean...oh no :(
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

That's because you are.

( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

Good point.
Well made.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:29, archived)

Oh yeah, it's all completely made up.
Well, all religion is made up of course, but I mean made up recently.
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:13, archived)

this
the "worshipping the crown prince of zarlo, lizard king and all who sail in him" religions are just as stupid as the "we've been around for thousands of years" ones. Just because it's an older imaginary friend doesn't make it a more credible one.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

oh crikey yes,
it's all hocum and bullshit. but the pagans do love to bang on about how they are an ancient and mystical people.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:24, archived)

mind you I think people can believe any amount of bullshit as long as they don't try to make me believe in it too
whatever gets you through rough times.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:50, archived)

I believe you want to nosh me off.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:01, archived)

I agree,
i just wish they wouldn't speak to me
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 9 May 2012, 12:01, archived)

I don't agree.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 12:04, archived)

I just ask that if they want to live in their whimsical fantasy land,
they do it without insisting on "reading my aura" or "hearing from my spirit"
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:22, archived)

haha
I bet my spirit sounds like swears
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

How would you respond if the person saying these things was doing it out of kindness?
What I mean is, when my Dad died one of my friends said something about him looking down on me and all that stuff. Naturally I wanted to say 'that brings me no comfort because he's NOT looking down on me. He's dead and that's it"
But I was worried this would upset this person who, after all, was just trying to make me feel better.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

tl;dr

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

Fortunately people don't speak to me.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

That's true

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

I would ask them to respect the fact that neither me, nor my father,
had any belief in their bullshit, and i was frankly upset at them for being so presumptuous as to think that forcing their belief system on to me, at a time when i am clearly fragile is anything other than very selfish.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

KICK THEIR CUNT RIGHT OFF
TELL THEM TO STICK YOUR DAD UP THEIR COCK END AND SHIT OUT SOME SPIRITUAL BULLSIT.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

These are some interesting viewpoints Windy, thank you

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:40, archived)

You should have said "Well that's nothing new, he looked down on me when he was alive"
and then you could have both had a bittersweet chuckle.

Sorry
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:38, archived)

This would have been perfect
WHERE WERE YOU THREE YEARS AGO??
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:41, archived)

prison

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:50, archived)

woah
awkward
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:51, archived)