I'm glad none of you lot were my lecturers at college, I'd still be in year one

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:25, archived)

So... what is the difference between a year, a week and a meter.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:27, archived)