Which part of the electricity is the flush then?
You have totally fucking ruined this for me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:33, archived)

right, this should clarify everything
voltage is like when you're halfway to the vinegars but you remember that time you walked in on your granny in the bathroom

current is when you repress the thought of her distended pudendum, grit your teeth and keep wanking like a brain-damaged tramp

and power is when you ejaculate a few drops of watery spaff and weep into a Kleenex because your life is empty and all your friends secretly hate you
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:39, archived)