He's a smoothy, watch out for that one..

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:27, archived)

I don't know if it was a the pause of 'hmmm'
or the insinuation that he could 'chuck it', but either way i'm hot for him.
(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:29, archived)

Get to the back of the line...
he's got the whole of /links wanting a piece of that sweet ass...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:33, archived)

haha
one throwaway comment and Wil has a little hissy fit. couldn't leave that bait alone
( mictoboy page 4, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:34, archived)

He loves you really...

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:41, archived)

sweet ass, you say?
You may have to fight me for him.
(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:35, archived)

it's not particularly sweet
it has a vinegary tang at the minute
( mictoboy page 4, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:44, archived)

You just get better!

(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:45, archived)

i'm a right catch
but at least i'm not living 7 years in the past
( mictoboy page 4, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:48, archived)

They were my glory days
now i live in a Paris hotel room wearing support tights, smoking non-filter tips and waiting for a millionaire playboy from Monaco to pick me up.
(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:51, archived)

Peter Sarstedt wrote a song about you

( magnum, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:56, archived)

ROFL
I had heard that today on the radio
(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:57, archived)

WAIT IM HERE NOW LADIES WHO WANTS A GO ON MY NOB

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:46, archived)

it's mictoboy or nothing for me

(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:49, archived)

gaz me your address
if you're less than an hour's drive away, i'll pop round
i'll even wash my nob in the sink first
( mictoboy page 4, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:50, archived)

my sink or your sink?

(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:52, archived)

jesus
i won't bother if you're going to be fussy
( mictoboy page 4, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:53, archived)

LUCKY 4 U MY NOB IS THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF MICTOBOY

( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:50, archived)

Pics or GTFO

(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:52, archived)

mictoboy.co.uk/other/mictohell.jpg
( Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:53, archived)

Oooooh. Nobbly.

(misusscompiler I once ate a whole porpoise, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:56, archived)