Baldmonkey is killing this place
So, making any large purchases this year? Going on holiday perhaps?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:56, archived)

buying a car with my redundancy money
if I get the job after the second interview tomorrow.

Does that count?

I'ma get me a BEETLE.
( mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:57, archived)

nice car

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:08, archived)

fat ballbag

( mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

Hey, mr horrid, how many eskimos does it take to change a light bulb?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:26, archived)

shit question

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:27, archived)

nice mod

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

POLAR BEAR!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:27, archived)

nice bear

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

what's with all the michael goveing?
need a hug?
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

Yes. Yes I do.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

aww, he just wants some love! hugz*
*warning: actual hug may cause anal bleeding
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

i bought a festival ticket, that was £160
might buy a wii u before the end of the year depending on how good it looks and what it costs, etc
otherwise, not really.

how about you?
( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:59, archived)

nice console

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)

well dude, we just don't know

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

you might not. but i do. nice consol and only a prick would not consider buying one

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:15, archived)

i played mariokart 7 on the 3DS the other day against people in canda, america, japan and aus
i won the first race but then they raped me and i stopped playing

cunts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

I'm giving in on Nintendo hand held consoles.
They seem to bring out a different version every month.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:17, archived)

bit of an exaggeration, but you're right they probably did one a year with the DS
DS Lite, DSi, DSi XL, 3DS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

You might be right on this Balders
Every other console (not including handhelds) seems to be really brilliant.
NES (great) Super NES (ok) N64 (phenomenal) Game Cube (less so) Wii (Groundbreaking)
Wii U....remains to be seen.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

nice opinions

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:22, archived)

It's all going on decorating this year it seems
The dining room is getting plastered this weekend, so give it another couple of weeks and I might feel a party coming on. It's about time I think.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

nice house

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

YOUN ARE
Nah, it's starting to look awesome. Worth the effort.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:19, archived)

I AM SAVING THIS TYPE OF CONVERSATION FOR MY HAIRDRESSER
new topic, please
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:59, archived)

nice hair

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)

i really do
i let my gf's friend who is a hairdresser do it and one side is lower than the other and it's longer and made my head look round

getting it fixed this week, silly cow
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

You ungrateful prick
/ac
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

what are you, the taxman?

( spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:05, archived)

nice levy

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)

barrington's brother

( spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:10, archived)

JESUS
I'm collecting information that I can sell to market research companies. What is that, A CRIME OR SOMETHING??
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:15, archived)

nice market research

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

I just bought some beef monster munch
gonna save it for a special occasion
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:06, archived)

woah
i bought a multipack a few weeks back, but it was all pickled onion, i thought it would be a mix but it wasn't. i've got nothing against pickled onion, but i wanted a variety

i'm over it now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:08, archived)

I'd kill for a multipack of crisps :'(
I'd din't realise you were a toff Q.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:10, archived)

hey man, i've got 2 choppers in my yard and a whole mountain of orange kitkats
i'm happy to share the wealth
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:11, archived)

I could help you cut some trees down!
LOL
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

not that kind of chopper

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:17, archived)

oh wow! we can totally cruise down to the shops and do some bunny hops!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

yea boi, forks like a freaking farmer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21, archived)

imma gonna spend my pocket money on a double dip and 10p mix
recognize!
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:24, archived)

nice crisps

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)

Too far, bandmonkey!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:11, archived)

woah there, say what you like about me but leave the crisps alone!

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

Like a wedding maybe?
Do I hear wedding bells?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

*blushes*

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21, archived)

might get a new spomb

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:12, archived)

nice bait launching thing

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

a what now? spoon you can comb your hair with?

( spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:14, archived)

oh come on
it's obviously a composite word from spod and bomb. even i worked that much out. doesn't take much thought to figure out it probably launches spods.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

If I get picked I'm getting my tattoo at the end of the year
otherwise, no.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

nice body mutilation

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

Picked for what?
And what sort of tattoo?
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21, archived)

Well the artist I want to get it from is very good, she has a long waiting list
but she's at the Tattoo Covention in September, taking slots for that. She has a form to submit ideas for tattoos, she picks the ones she wants to do and ou get done at the convention. I want a big snarly wolf on my left arm.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

nice convention
nice limb
nice animal
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:25, archived)

Ah, I see
Well fingers crossed then!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

Go to the zoo
waving a bacon batch
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

I might buy some solid gold pants

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

shit pants

( mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:19, archived)

Always with the negativity.
Tsk.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

I left a comment on your prick blog for pricks

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

So are your tits.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

Oh man, now you're talking

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:22, archived)

Christ.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:24, archived)

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

Money's a bit tight
Depending on how things go over the next few months, I may not be going away for my birthday :(
( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

shit person

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

Shit father-figure

( Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:36, archived)