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Baldmonkey is killing this place
So, making any large purchases this year? Going on holiday perhaps?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
buying a car with my redundancy money
if I get the job after the second interview tomorrow.

Does that count?

I'ma get me a BEETLE.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
nice car

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
fat ballbag

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
Hey, mr horrid, how many eskimos does it take to change a light bulb?

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
shit question

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
nice mod

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
POLAR BEAR!!!

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
nice bear

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
what's with all the michael goveing?
need a hug?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
Yes. Yes I do.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
aww, he just wants some love! hugz*
*warning: actual hug may cause anal bleeding
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
i bought a festival ticket, that was £160
might buy a wii u before the end of the year depending on how good it looks and what it costs, etc
otherwise, not really.

how about you?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
nice console

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
well dude, we just don't know

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
you might not. but i do. nice consol and only a prick would not consider buying one

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
i played mariokart 7 on the 3DS the other day against people in canda, america, japan and aus
i won the first race but then they raped me and i stopped playing

cunts
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
I'm giving in on Nintendo hand held consoles.
They seem to bring out a different version every month.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
bit of an exaggeration, but you're right they probably did one a year with the DS
DS Lite, DSi, DSi XL, 3DS
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
You might be right on this Balders
Every other console (not including handhelds) seems to be really brilliant.
NES (great) Super NES (ok) N64 (phenomenal) Game Cube (less so) Wii (Groundbreaking)
Wii U....remains to be seen.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
nice opinions

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
It's all going on decorating this year it seems
The dining room is getting plastered this weekend, so give it another couple of weeks and I might feel a party coming on. It's about time I think.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
nice house

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
YOUN ARE
Nah, it's starting to look awesome. Worth the effort.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
I AM SAVING THIS TYPE OF CONVERSATION FOR MY HAIRDRESSER
new topic, please
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
nice hair

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
i really do
i let my gf's friend who is a hairdresser do it and one side is lower than the other and it's longer and made my head look round

getting it fixed this week, silly cow
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
You ungrateful prick
/ac
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
what are you, the taxman?

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
nice levy

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
barrington's brother

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
JESUS
I'm collecting information that I can sell to market research companies. What is that, A CRIME OR SOMETHING??
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
nice market research

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
I just bought some beef monster munch
gonna save it for a special occasion
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
woah
i bought a multipack a few weeks back, but it was all pickled onion, i thought it would be a mix but it wasn't. i've got nothing against pickled onion, but i wanted a variety

i'm over it now
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
I'd kill for a multipack of crisps :'(
I'd din't realise you were a toff Q.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
hey man, i've got 2 choppers in my yard and a whole mountain of orange kitkats
i'm happy to share the wealth
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
I could help you cut some trees down!
LOL
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
not that kind of chopper

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
oh wow! we can totally cruise down to the shops and do some bunny hops!

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
yea boi, forks like a freaking farmer

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
imma gonna spend my pocket money on a double dip and 10p mix
recognize!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
nice crisps

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
Too far, bandmonkey!

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
woah there, say what you like about me but leave the crisps alone!

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
Like a wedding maybe?
Do I hear wedding bells?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
*blushes*

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
might get a new spomb

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:12, archived)
nice bait launching thing

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
a what now? spoon you can comb your hair with?

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
oh come on
it's obviously a composite word from spod and bomb. even i worked that much out. doesn't take much thought to figure out it probably launches spods.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
If I get picked I'm getting my tattoo at the end of the year
otherwise, no.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
nice body mutilation

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
Picked for what?
And what sort of tattoo?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
Well the artist I want to get it from is very good, she has a long waiting list
but she's at the Tattoo Covention in September, taking slots for that. She has a form to submit ideas for tattoos, she picks the ones she wants to do and ou get done at the convention. I want a big snarly wolf on my left arm.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
nice convention
nice limb
nice animal
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
Ah, I see
Well fingers crossed then!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:29, archived)
Go to the zoo
waving a bacon batch
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
I might buy some solid gold pants

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
shit pants

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
Always with the negativity.
Tsk.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
I left a comment on your prick blog for pricks

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
So are your tits.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
Oh man, now you're talking

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
Christ.

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:24, archived)


(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:29, archived)
Money's a bit tight
Depending on how things go over the next few months, I may not be going away for my birthday :(
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
shit person

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
Shit father-figure

(, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:36, archived)