i have to be in the right mood for jelly, whereas you can have chocolate every day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

Jaffa Cakes and squirty cream
Instant trifle.
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

FUCK OFF

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

Don't knock it until we're tried it, mmps.
It might be really nice. I mean, clearly it won't. It's a shit idea. But it might not be. Although it clearly is. A really really fucking shit idea from a total cock-font.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

I hope this prick fucking chokes on his shit trifle.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:24, archived)

When I choke
My vom will be aimed without precision at your prison shoes.
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

i.imgur.com/SfWLs.gif
( NSA Agent Screening your lols since, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:29, archived)

yeah, fuck off and suck adam's cock you pointless fail.

( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

Alright, Friz/Bou/MW/me/Scott Mills.
Nice idea. I'll give it a whirl some time.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

Poppycock

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

I made a poppycock once by stuffing bubblewrap under my foreskin.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)

Fuck

( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)

Yes I did.
It was like fireworks night.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

tinyurl.com/7glqusm
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

that's a lovely name.

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)

Shucks, thanks
It was my uncle's.
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 12:08, archived)

Hmm. Not a bad idea. Maybe you're not entirely shit, new person/old person with new account

( spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

BETSY?

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)

Motsy > Betsy.

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)

so how come you're back then?

( manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:49, archived)

i'm not.
mehhh. ennui and a hankering?
(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:04, archived)