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fuck you, blue namer
i'm going GO-KARTING in a few weeks. some charity thing where a team of ten take turns driving round the track for 2 and a half hours. should be fun.

when was the last time you hurtled around inside a warehouse with your arse mere centimetres from the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
I went go-karting once, true story that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
went home, had dinner and that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
wank, sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, archived)
'that',
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
did he do 'that' for love?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
you don't know how long I've been for someone who would do 'that'

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
kiss me now you fool!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
Haven't done it in years but I went ice-karting
Right before the ice rink was due to be recovered they let go-karts with studded rear wheels on to chew up the last bits of ice.
It was awesome but I was rubbish at powersliding
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:34, archived)
that sounds fun.
better than ice skating, that's bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
one time I went for a job interview at B&Q when I had worms,
didn't get the job :(
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
Did you continuously rub your arse on the floor?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
TRy just standing around in there with a white shirt and black trousers.
All the old people come and ask you questions. Consider it try-before-you-apply.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
what's the point in taking turns?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
it's polite.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:36, archived)
Otherwise you'd need a really long warehouse

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, archived)
Wow.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
aren't warehouses big by design?
i've been go karting before and we all just raced at once, there's no point in racing one at a time, thats just borring
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
I understood it more as not all ten of them would be drving at once.
Maybe five at a time.
I can't wait to find out whether I misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
one member of each team is on the track at once

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, archived)
how many teams?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
Three.
I bet it is three.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
there needs to be more than 3 so that at least one person doesn't get a medal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
Well that's very negative

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
its not, it encourage competition

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, archived)
i don't know
it's definitely not three though. DEFINITELY
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
four?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
maybe

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
maybe five?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
when i find out, you'll be the first person i tell

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
We had 50 people...10 groups of 5
Where everyone starts at different times you're not all next to each other
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
it sounds like health and safety has ruined karting

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
The track isn't all that big
I dare say it's better at a bigger venue
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, archived)
they should go to a bigger venue

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
Maybe YOU should go to a bigger venue
Yeah, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
and all race at once, hundreds of them, several people should be seriously injured or dead by the end

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
it should be like this
www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/1k-project-ii/12321
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
OH FUCK EVERYTHING.
Imma kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
NO DON'T
It'll be really awkward asking your wife for my bass back
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
it's a 'see how many laps your team can do in 2.5 hours' type of affair
so each person does a few laps then tags out
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
Gosport?
I went there once. I was well shit at it. Really good fun though.
Also, top modding Manolith. I take it all back.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, archived)
i'm not sure if it's the gosport one
i'm pretty bad at it too. possibly because i don't drive? i know cars and karts are totally different but there must be some transferable skills
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
I thought it would probably be easier for someone not used to driving at all.
I just couldn't get the hang of the tiny turning circle and constant accelerating and braking.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, archived)
i guess i'm just rubbish then
and yet i'm ace at mario kart. what a world
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
Go figure.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, archived)
two hours in a go kart,
And you're 6ft? Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, archived)
his hair will get caught in the wheels.
poor manolith :'(

+not one reply, what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:39, archived)
hey lay off him
he bullied a noob
he's finally becoming the mod we always dreamed of.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
it won't last.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
Not if everyone has your attitude.
I for one believe in his ability to turn his shitmodding round and finally ban adam.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
I'm only going on past experience of modolith doing nothing at all.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all
/ac

seriously though. i've stomped a few troll accounts from behind the scenes. you fucking ingrate.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, archived)
he fucking thinks he's god now!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
+o

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
*thoinks*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
He'd better wind his neck in then.

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
sorry mr god

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
fuck his shit up god, old testament style.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
yeah, i'll definitely ban the guy who's just a bit annoying and not the guy who constantly encourages him to kill himself
adam is safe from banning as long as he doesn't do anything too silly
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
shit mod.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
whiner

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)

n th
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
I'm safe from banning because
I HAVE YOU IN MY POCKET
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
oh yeah, tough guy?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
Do you actually own Mario Kart Wii?
Because I don't. But I think it would be a laugh to bring it round and have a few rounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
I do, can I come play?
I won't even bring my n*v*l*y f***g d**cs
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
You should probably kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
OH! OH! ME TOO PLEASE!
It's the only genuinely good Wii game. And it fucking rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
You're a prick
Yeah, good idea. I think I have 4 controllers. Just don't have the game.
You know, it's one of the first games to come out and it's still pretty pricey to buy. Even second hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
that's nintendo for you

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
I know, it's crazy
But then if people will pay it, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
I can bring the game and two extra controllers.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
PERFECT

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
Get a train down
I mean...it's only Scotland. How much can it possibly cost?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
about a billion scotch poonds.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
JESUS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
I know :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
If you two exchange friend codes we could play against mmps online. Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
Holy shit
But I don't have the game. Ok, I think I might stump up the cash and buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
perfect! now, if only I had a wii.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
Bugger
Right, let's have a whip round. They're less than a £100 now. That's only a few quid each.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
Here you g... FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
You FUCKING MISER

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME YOU DICK.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
or a billion scotch poonds!
*doofs cap*
aye, fair thanks tae ye Laird!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
i will donate £-10

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
Oh, so I pick up the shortfall
Nice try, Cheapolith
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
he'll only sell it for skag
don't waste your money
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
Skag??
You mean...the Chinaman's Nightcap?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
+deep fried
LOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
i do, yes. it's fun.
see also 'boom blox'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
But it WOULDN'T be fun to bring it round?
FINE....VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE IN MODOLTIH!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
i would like to come to your house and play it with your wife while you make sandwiches in the kitchen wearing a little pinny

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
Poivoit
She's pretty good at it actually. Not as good as me of course *blows knuckles*
*Sonic furious*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
Can we pompey wank each other?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
Is that the one where you make a scissor shape with your hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
Define 'too silly'
Can I talk about my extensive plyometrics routine, or about the new book I'm buying 'Essentials of Strength Training and Conditioning, 3rd Edition'?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
he means don't be a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
he means you should stop not killing yourself

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
you can, yes
but i won't give a fig when you get torn to pieces by forum hyenas
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
*flexes in contemplation*

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
Is there ANY way you can use your mod powers to make him kill himself?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
of course, i have a button that does that.
it's right between the 'hide' and 'delete' buttons
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
There's this bit that goes up and then down called a bridge and it is in the corner and i kept leaving the ground and then spinning out when i landed and i was shit but it was fun

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:40, archived)
6ft3 ACKSHERLY
and it's a team thing so i won't be in the kart for 2 hours unless everyone else on my team crashes and dies
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
*fingers crossed*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, archived)
fair enough,
the go kart track here is ace, we used to go once a month with all the guys from work. It's amazing how fast 30mp can feel when you realise you've over cooked a corner and are heading for a tire wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
i went to one when i was in devon
and it was proper up & down twisty turny. you were only allowed to do it for just over 10 minutes as after that people start to feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
I done that
It was well good. But the track at Gosport is seriously grotty. You'll be pleased that it's a charity thing and that you didn't have to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
when did you last go? i hear they did it up

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
Erm....about a year ago I think

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
hmm
hmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
Hmm?
And the 'pit guys' that worked there were real Kart nerds. 'Sne'ing down their noses every time someone stalled.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
Three-and-a-bit years ago
somewhere near Shepton Mallett
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, archived)
and how was it?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
a laugh
I was in a fierce competition with the Track Champion, who was better than me but I gave him a good run for his money.

Karts don't drive like cars :(
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
I miss Byevad :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, archived)
I like how it didn't know what fuck off means.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
I miss him SO MUCH mmps
How am I going to make it through the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
with lots of love and snuggles <3

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:12, archived)

go on then, give me a clue
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
Thank goodness!
Right...3 things about you. GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
hasn't fucked off yet
unsure how to fuck off
doesn't take hints about fucking off
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
Sshhh
I think he's replying.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
okay then, try fucking off see how that works.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
Woah woah woah
I vote we hear him out
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

Yeah thanks TH.

I'm clearly a noob. If i'm not good enough for you then i'll go. Yesterday I made a mistake when posting a picture of Sir Cliff and everyone made fun of me then too. It feels a bit like being the spaz kid on his first day at school :-(
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
Stay and have a laugh
or take it personally and leave, It's your call. Every single person here has been called a prick for no reason. Look at poor Adam. LOOK AT HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
To be fair, that's not NO reason.
I mean, it might be a bit over the top, but he should still probably, you know, kill himself.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
Nah, I like Adam
He's just weird, that's all. If every weird person killed themselves the internet would be rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:28, archived)

YAY I'LL STAY. WE COOL MMPS?
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
what the fuck does it matter what I think?
for what it's worth, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
YOUR MUM IS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
Yeah, fair comment.
How is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
Saw her a couple of months ago
She was very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
Don't let the off fuck you on your fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
nah, you're alright you are

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
you should double fuck off then.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:25, archived)

Seriously, can't we be friends matey? I wouldn't mind conversation that doesn't include fuck off
(byevad Bored sig:, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
if you can't take a bit of light abuse from one of the fluffy users then you should fuck off
cause b3ta isn't the right place for you. I'm helping you really.

now, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
mmps does not represent us
he's just bitter because he lives in scotland
see also grrrmachine and poland
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:33, archived)
See also Baldmonkey and hollowed out tree

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
get to fuck, you greasy Solent-smeared shitstain
Poland's fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
cause you get to feel like a king when you earn 10 quid a month?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
I'm not bitter, I'm your brother!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
i thought you were my son
this is very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
so mum is my sister?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
KNOCK KNOCK

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
I don't like how you're being a massive prick to the n00b for no reason
We did that to Adam and look how it turned out.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, archived)
Yeah, well-balanced fucking individual that I am, thanks to you lot

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
FUCK OFF.
Do you need your bass back or do you want to leave it at mine until you next come over?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, archived)
No, I don't need it
Totes no rush.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, archived)
I want to make a guitar shaped like an aircraft carrier, and when planes land on it, it plays a chord.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
Shut your damn bitch mouth

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
i didn't even read his thread
he's right though. that IS annoying
(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
the technical term is shmurvegording

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
I'm always doing that on my phone.
It fucks me right off. No way I'm telling a blue namer that though. The cock.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
You're killing this place

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
I do my best.
But I can't take all the credit. My clique help a lot and I certainly would never have been able to do it without Manolith's shit modding.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
You're grilling this plaice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, archived)
you have a clit?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:26, archived)
I always get shmurvegorded on Play.com
Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
nodq.com is a shmurvegording nightmare

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
Ugh, yeah
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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
I keep shmurvegording whenever I'm looking at porn
ruins my stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
Go karting is awesome.
The last time I did it was at Silverstone behind the stadiums. It rocked. Skinny people definitely have an advantage over fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
Except over there you go round the track the other way

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
Yes, totally true.
If you try to drive the wrong way round, gravity makes your car flip over the right way up which looks upside down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
Hey, I've got an idea
You look at the floor and I'll do the same, then we can imagine we're looking RIGHT AT EACH OTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
Gosh.
I never knew you were so good looking.

ALso, this: digg.com/newsbar/topnews/See_what_is_on_the_exact_opposite_side_of_the_world
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
Wow, so Spain?
That's actually closer than I would have thought. But then my geography is lousy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
they should add weight to the skinnies like they do with jockies

(I helped save b3ta! manolith - six seasons and a movie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
Totally this.
Feed them pies before they start to make them heavier and queasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)