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Ha,
2 threads in one day from me, how about that.

I've just been discussing hangover cures with a real life friend, and he suggested orange juice mixed with coca cola or pepsi cola. Sounds grim. What stupid things do you believe erroneously will make you feel better?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
you needy cunt.
LOL!

irn-bru, proven by scots scientist to cure hangovers and we know a thing or two about drinking!
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
Cunt is actually a pretty good hangover cure.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
depends whose it is,
i reckon if you could find one big enough to swim in, it might be quite refreshing, if a little sticky.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
your mum then LOL!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
how rude.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
I SAID LOL!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
If you felt cold,
you could snuggle up inside it, like Luke in his disemboweled tauntaun.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
Where is Janet today?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
stuffed with every pair of bollocks in wales is where

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
poor ssg

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
Lucozade and chicken soup out of a tin
Oh, and Mars milk drink.

Unless of course you count booze and/or drugs
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
a lifetime of hard work

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
alright cheerful,
hows the car?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
sitting in primer
it needs about two days of rubbing the guide off to get it ready for paint, but I'm too busy with this book
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
Lazily flicking your pork over Noel Edmonds on Deal or no Deal

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
Keeping yourself hydrated.
Drinking more beer counts.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
In b4 Baldmonkey telling me to kill myself

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
Cheers.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
did you read it?
the word erroneously means wrong, or incorrect. What you said actually works. moron.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
omg he's such a prick.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
nah,
he's alright.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
Don't know what you're talking about

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
he just said you were alright, compared to everyone else here he's just let you thumb your cock up him
and this is how you behave? you ungrateful prick.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
And remember, this useless prick works in a solicitors
where every word matters
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
It's not about the accuracy, Capt. Kabanos
It's how much I can bill for it
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
Raw Eggs. Medical fact
that something in them will make you sick and get the chundering over with. Then keep them and refry them into a stomach-contents omelette.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
fucking hell,
that's worse than drinking pepsi.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
Filling your face with a kebab while you're still pissed to replace lost protien/electrolytes or some shit.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
sounds like bunkum to me

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
More medical professionals should end their prognosis with 'or some shit'

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
Giving up smoking

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
I have heard this,
that smokers get worse hangovers. As above, i believe it to be bullshit.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
In my experience, only if I smoked loads more than normal along with the drink.
I'm fairly sure that excessive alcohol would make you feel worse.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
I find a nice satisfying poo,
followed by a long shower makes me feel a lot better.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
I try not to, as my morning poo fucking reeks if I've smoked loads the night before.
It's probably cancer or something.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:11, archived)

RE Smoking. Not bullshit. Gave up 6 years ago virtually no bad hangovers since
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
CIRCUMSTANTIAL.
STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD!

nah, you're alright, but that's clearly bullshit.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
I dunno
Smoking (obviously) effects your breathing and so logically the amount of oxygen getting to your blood would be effected. And...sorry, I don't know where I'm going with this.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
where is 2canchunder,
isn't he a doctor or some shit?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
tell us three things about yourself, byevad

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

1. I'm handsome
2. Hung like a fucking train
3. forgot to mention that i also gave up drinking when i stopped smoking
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
Working? Hobbies? Sexual deviation?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
I've never seen a train's cock.
Do they keep it sheathed, like a snake does?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

Scratch that

1. I'm a fairly competent video/projection engineer
2. I've been stuck at a trade fair in Dusseldorf for 10 days and I'm going out of my mind with boredom
3. I didn't stop drinking so the previous three were all lies
4. I'm a shit liar
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
Do you think that you ought to stop drinking?
Or is that all under control?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
ok, can you please allay my fear that your user name is 'davey b' backwards please?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13, archived)

davey spazzy
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
Oh fuck. Not Davey B. Please not Davey B.
Davey B is the biggest prick in the world.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
i know a davey b,
he is also a prick.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:30, archived)
previous 3 on teh third one?
DAVEY B IS AN IDIOT, DAVEY B IS AN IDIOT
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:29, archived)

Glad to be the new whipping boy. I know my place in life.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
Fuck off.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:32, archived)

Bring it on!
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:33, archived)
That's what your mum said.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

on her death bed last week :-(
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:36, archived)
i reckon you should start a new thread,
about dusseldorf.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:38, archived)

where's the sense in that. it's like manchester but without the nice bits
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
I'm trying to start a converstaion,
and all you can do is be negative. Christ Dave, at least try.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:41, archived)
That's good enough for me.
One last test; please start a new thread about the birds you have seen today.
You should be aware that interpreting "birds" as a 1970s word for "women" will disqualify the applicant.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:43, archived)
I left a comment on your prick blog for pricks
/ac
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
yeh senit

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:47, archived)
:(

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:49, archived)
I vos born in Dusseldorf, and zat is vhy zey call me Rolf!
So....yeah.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:44, archived)

only kidding. I killed her last year.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
i'm glad you didn't try to lie about your name
i know you are davey b because i can see your email address

I SEE ALL
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
I am now in fears.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:42, archived)
i like your ZX81 realtime server application

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
Wait
A) Who is Davey B, and 2) Does that mean this guy is an old regular?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:43, archived)
It's a paedophile

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
zzzzzzzzzz

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:50, archived)
no, i just would have preferred his name to have a better backstory than 'it's davey b backwards'

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
I retract what I said earlier
Turns out it's YOU that's killing this place.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
zzzzzzzzzzz

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
if you look at the figures we have lost more older members since rupaul became a mod and gained no new ones, now i'm not saying it is his/her fault, but there is no smoke without fire

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
i won't be satisfied until everyone is gone

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

this threads gone a bit dull since i went for me lunch. you'd all miss me if i left for good.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
fried breakfast
although i've heard a bloody mary is good for hangovers. not sure i believe it
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
Hair of the dog innit
Get a teeny bit drunk and the hangover magically disappears. Or some shit.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
dog? where?
*starts tuning up the band*
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
Mexicans have their own version called Micheladas
Where the vodka is replaced by beer and a metric fuckton of salt and lime.
It sounds GREAT
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
Beer, salt, lime and tomato juice?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7499473
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
And hot sauce, soy sauce and worcestershire sauce, in a pint glass with ice.
It is fairly wrong-sounding
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
really?
ignore what i did then.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
It sounds dreadful Adam
I'd rather cope with the hangover
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
Yeah, I think it's supposed to make them worry more about the drink than the hangover or something.
It is mexican, though. That country's just crazy
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
I've heard you are so tall,
that the people of Cosham run in fear of the "Giant Man"
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
this is how i appear to most people
a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/6491_643779286225_223403318_10223412_2987992_n.jpg
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
is that some sort of errant dreadlock?
tell me you don't have a fucking dreadlock.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
nah, that was just day three of living in a field

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
thank fuck for that.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
JESUS

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
not in my minds eye
www.queermusicheritage.us/DRAG/RuPaul/rupaul555.jpg
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
i fucking love that outfit
can't wear it now because i spilt kebab all down it
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
I've heard you are so tall,
that you can see PAST the horizon
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
i can't imagine how you norms can get through the day without being able to gaze into infinity

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
I heard that one day you looked so far
That you could see your own retina
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
my retina gazes also

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
GAYzes more like

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
fucking hell, stop projecting your repressed homosexuality!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
projecting your LOVELY BIG COCK more like
oh wait...
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
i heard that when he's over at Baldmonkeys making music,
he especially likes it when BM bends over to adjust one his guitar pedals and TH gets to see a little bit of bum.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
THOSE PHOTOS WERE FOR PRIVATE USE

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
I was thinking the other day, right, you know how you get fish-eye lenses that really distort everything and exaggerate size differences
and then at the other extreme you get telephoto lenses and if you view the same thing through them everything gets flattened out with minimal size differences or distortion? I reckon if you made a lens that could flatten things enough you could look at everything actual size, never mind how far away it is. You could see dust on the moon and everything. And the tits on that woman across the road who forgets to shut her curtains at night would look HUGE.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
You just blew my mind

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
Like, woah

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
i like breasts

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
thats an army thing, they call it a muddy coke, i think it originates from the jampot pub in the falklands
i don't understand it myself
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
oh and when i have hangovers i jsut drink lots of water
but i don't get them often as i am a responsible adult
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
or s fat that its very hard to get drunk?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
sure i could lose a couple of pounds, but i'm not much of a drinker
when i drink i hammer it down and turn into captain arsehole
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
you seem to not have remember not enough of the back story to enlighten us.
In fact, all you've done here is create more questions. FUCK YOU QUINTEN
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
i knew some guys who drank it when we were out and about
i think when they were on detachment in the falklands years ago they all hung around the same pub but couldn't drink alcohol on duty, with nothing better to do they experimented with non-alcoholic drinks until the muddy coke was born

*probably
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
were you the one that the army guys bullied in to giving them blow jobs,
and told you that you were the gay one for getting an erection?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
no, those crazy forces dudes proabbly would have given half the chance
but i can handle my own, i'd take on the whole army and still come out smelling of fettucini
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
so what you're saying is that you could suck off a whole army of men without getting an erection?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:02, archived)
yes, gladly

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
The Osmonds?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
well that makes no fucking sense does it windy.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
Burger King is a good hangover cure

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
morning spang,
can i swim in your vagina?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
Alright Baldmonkey

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
she's the only girl that posts here anymore,
who else am i gonna ask?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
my vagina is fucken massive

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
i'll get my speedos.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
I like your sig

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
thanks i like yours

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
Minimalist, innit

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
nice to be nice

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
Baldmonkey chases all the girls away
Where's Binky eh? She sends me a coaster in the post then fucks off forever. Unbelievable.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
blue star will come back after she's read all of Harry Hill's '1001 comedy come-backs'
then she'll be prepared for baldmonkey round 2
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
bored of her now

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
she sure showed you

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
Moreover, I ain't never done nothing to binks. She's fucking ace.
I'd gladly send her a postcard from a business trip.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
yeah, bink was ace,
so was bluestar.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
How the fuck do you figure that out?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
tits

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
opinion innit.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
OpinWRONG more like.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
BOKKO!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
DON'T LET BM BULLY YOU WINDY
He's killing this place
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
we should take off our tops to attract more women posters

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
I think that's an awesome idea
a /talk calendar perhaps?
Who would be on each month? What would be the scene of the photo?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:33, archived)
1. baldmonkey, 2. Devastation

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:36, archived)
You, naked, crying, surrounded by rubble

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:36, archived)
i'd like to state for the record,
that i have no desire for a photo of Baldmonkey in any situation at all.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:39, archived)

en.gravatar.com/baldmonkeyseenabird
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:49, archived)
SEXY!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
I like the polarised one
I'm thinking maybe on a tea towel? Not a t-shirt, but something you'd use.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
i want to be july
the best ones are always july
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:41, archived)
and can it have an avengers theme? bagsy hawkeye
mongy can be black widow, he can look all angry about it and be photographed with a long-haired cat if he wants
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:50, archived)
Naturally, I'd be Nick Fury

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
it's the obvious chocie, what with you being black and one-eyed

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
It is a happy coincidence, you're right

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
i wont have time, i've got a book to sell

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
Which place?
This place?
This place is already dead mate. Has been for a long time.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
I don't know what you've heard but it's not that big

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
fair enough.
sorry.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
Prove it.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

IT'S NOT THAT BIG BIG big big big big...
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
Hey, adam, that was pretty funny.
Good work.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
he could have done <sub> at the end tho

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
Good point. I take it back. He should kill himself.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

images.wikia.com/avp/images/6/68/Hawkins_1_copy.jpg
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:35, archived)