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autistic films/tv
the prime numbers of miss jean brodie
your father's brother buck
i cannot relate to what you did last summer

go!
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
Fuck off, tubs.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
HEY MANOLITH. SOZ. I WENT OVER THERE FOR A BIT.
what is 'the binding of isaac' and how is it played?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
s'okay i googled it.
i'm not keen but i do like the bit that says "a spinoff of the Bible story with the same name"
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
try the demo
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/581168

it's a pretty fucked up game, and it's hard
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
OKAY. I MIGHT. Unless my bro-in-law has already dropped off AC revelations

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
some things i have discovered that are power ups:
the head of my dead dog
my mother's fanny pad
the ghost of my dead brother
getting a coat hanger stuck through my head

and those are just things i got today
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
Sexy.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
I have played this game and can endorse its mentalness.
in many ways, it's probably what BM's dreams are made of.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
i've not managed to complete it yet

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
ha! loser

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
stop projecting your self-loathing onto me.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
But you look EXACTLY like me,
if I were going to a fancy dress party as some sort of cunt.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
BOOM!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
BOOM!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
HOOM!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
boom boom
i want you in my room. not you though baldmonkey, you'd just eat all my furniture and scream waki things at the neighbours.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
Neighbours?
Fleas more like.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
The ja-Net

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
WP reckons swimming in your polly would be a good hangover cure
Is he right?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
you're such a fucking taddle-tale-tit.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
I was only trying to help :'(

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
Lonliness Of A Long Distance FUCK OFF TUBS

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
November Autism

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
The Severe Personality Defect of Benjamin Button

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
No Need To Hunt For The FF0000 October. I've Carefully Catalogued The Locations Of All Shades Of October.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
2001: A Space Odyssey

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
winner.
alright mgt? excited about the jubilee?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
I don't imagine it will change very much,
but I'll be glad when all this faux patriotism blows over.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
patriotISN'T more like, eh?!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
patriautism

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
partiOAFtism

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
Hope this finds him well?
www.quantumjumping.com/about
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
And all for only $97!
www.quantumjumping.com/products
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
Dude.
Sweet.
We should make one of these scams.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
It's impossible to prove him wrong! That's the beauty of it!
We could make a fortune.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
HYPER-GLOMP YOUR WAY TO A HEALTHIER, RICHER, SLIMMER, MORE SEXUALLY POTENT YOU!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
Using the ancient power of belming, you too can realise your wildest dreams!

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
I'm eating coronation chicken sandwiches everyday, and you'll bllody well like it or bog off back to france

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
hi janet
me and two hats were being mean about you in the last thread but you weren't here so we stopped

now you're back. hooray!
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
I heard her dreadlocks taste like mouldy fish dipped in poop.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
Where was I....?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
hi manolith.
why is baldmonkey such an insufferable attention-seeking prick?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
because of terrorists

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
the fat jihadbag

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
*clickage*

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
hi manolith.
why is janet such a pretending-not-to-be-another-of-my-"comedy-accounts" prick?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
hi baldmonkey.
why haven't you died in a fire yet?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
hi janet
why are you all shit and that?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
this is like the mum and dad of talk having a barney
i'm finding it very upsetting
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
I sit in my room with my record player turned right up
Listening to Neil's Hole in my Shoe and then Harry Enfield's Loadsamoney single. They are my most cheerful singles.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
The B side of the Neil song is Hurdy Gurdy Mushroom Man
It is very funny
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
i have never heard of it

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
egg have feather bird of tit

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
krake asp boa adder viper it.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
z zzzz zzzzz zzzzz zz zz

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
pie ham nibbler curd oeuf clit

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
Shy PAF clever third dove chit

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
Die guff shitter turd arse prick.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
And so on

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
eye calf knee-ver head of tit

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
it transpires that after singing it in my head,
i still know all the words to that.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
Haha
I haven't heard it in 20 years, but I still remember it.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
the autvengers

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
american acid kewpie

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
Pi (to fourteen places)

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
....*toetaps*

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
HEY! FRISBEE!
I owe you an apology.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
Do you now?

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
Yeah.
I haven't talked you into killing yourself yet. It must be hell living with yourself.
Go on. Kill yourself. You owe yourself that much.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
*stops stopwatch*
You're getting slower
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
You're getting shitter.
Kill yourself.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
i don't understand why you engage with it, or why anyone does

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
boredom, mostly
i like it when he gets upset and bangs on about my family over and over suggesting that there is a deep rooted envy and he is furious about my having a fulfilling life whereas he plays frisby.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
Well he is dangerously overweight
and he never moves any further than he has to. So it stands to reason that he'd slow down at some point.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
He doesn't look morbidly obese though, I fear his kids will have to put up with him for a little longer :(

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
Objects on the internet may appear slimmer than they actually are

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
You talk about my kids a lot.
I'm assuming you're a nonce.
You should kill yourself.
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
Twelve Monkeys, arranged by size then colour

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
0.11 to 2.98 per 10,000 person-years do 'ave 'em

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
The male human who raised himself in altitude on a hill and then decreased his altitude on the same hill.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
love you, balders.
never change, k?
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
I never do. That's why I smell.

(, Wed 16 May 2012, 15:45, archived)