I'd vote for any party that supported genital mutilation

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:40, archived)

you aint going near my cock or balls, alright

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:41, archived)

woah, not for blokes, obviously

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:44, archived)

eunuchs might be a laugh tho

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:45, archived)

I heard they do that in india, fuck knows why, I didn't think Allah was into that shit but there you go

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:47, archived)

if you dont pay your bills companies hire eunuchs to come and shame you at work, great times

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:48, archived)

must of just been me :(
i shouldn't share on here
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:53, archived)

and still we let muzzies in this country, it's a fucking outrage

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 0:55, archived)

i really, honestly , dont give a fuck, not my shit is it

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:05, archived)

everyone's fucked off to bed, the cunts

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:06, archived)

looks like it, i'm gonna stay up all night

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:08, archived)

did that last night, too fucking hot innit, kipped half the day, wide awake now

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:28, archived)

mind you there is fuck all on my telly box, cunts

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:32, archived)

don't forget Blade 2 is repeated sunday night

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:50, archived)

hi

( spesh, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:23, archived)

don't pretend you're not in bed squeezing one off right now

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:29, archived)

it is full of lies

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:39, archived)

get this right, fucking parrot's taken to nicking coins off my desk, fucking 57p in his plop tray yesterday had to go in the fucking bin

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:52, archived)

you nob, just wash it and let him do it again, cruel you are

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)

s'ok, I put a shitload of small change there for him and some new toys and bits of leather and string, he'll be happy as a pig in shit tomorrow

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:06, archived)

birds are like fish, i heard that shit, odd eh

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:14, archived)

I heard they're like reptiles
except for dolphins and whales which are really fish
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:21, archived)