it is full of lies

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:39, archived)

get this right, fucking parrot's taken to nicking coins off my desk, fucking 57p in his plop tray yesterday had to go in the fucking bin

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:52, archived)

you nob, just wash it and let him do it again, cruel you are

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)

s'ok, I put a shitload of small change there for him and some new toys and bits of leather and string, he'll be happy as a pig in shit tomorrow

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:06, archived)

birds are like fish, i heard that shit, odd eh

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:14, archived)

I heard they're like reptiles
except for dolphins and whales which are really fish
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 2:21, archived)