seriously though folks
part of my intestine is prone to infection and is badly scarred because of it. It's easily treated, as long as I hit it quickly. THe alternative is having that part removed, but that's pretty drastic. It would have to get REALLY bad before I considered that.
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)

You don't want to end up shitting in a bag like Gonz.

( Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:28, archived)

No one wants that Battered
I'm on so much co-codamol I'm not shitting in anything right now
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 9:34, archived)