or bits of both
so he can assemble them into some nightmarish Shatner/Dion hybrid golem to do his evil bidding
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)

The Shatnion,
come to destroy us all!
( Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:13, archived)

Star Trek pretty much jumped the shark by season 3

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)

Jesus
My Heart Will Go KHAAAAAAAANNN!!!
( Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)