What is the most ill type of nut?
ahhhhh AHHHHHHHH ahhhhhhh CASHEW nuts.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)

What type of nut really hurts your feet?
Acorn.
( Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)

When is a nut not a nut? When it's a pea.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)

I've got a fever
This shit is great
( Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)

In the morning?
Fever when I hold you tight?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)

What nut stinks of piss?
Peanut
( magnum, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)

What kind of nut is in every building?
a wallnut
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)

What's the fastest nut?
Usainut and Bolt
( magnum, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)

Which nut is best at boxing?
Manny Pistachio
( Major Turd ington, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:15, archived)

What nut can you use to build a house?
Walnut!

/coat
( Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)

gonzo is going to beat you up

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)

I don't get what the fuck his problem is with me.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)

he's well jelly

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)

which nut is for unwell tit support?
Brazil nut.
( Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)

What kind of nut do you get when you eat all the potatoes?
They're almond.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)

What kind of nut is steam powered?
A lococonut
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)

What kind of nut likes strategic board games?
A chessnut.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:11, archived)

What kind of nut looks round corners?
A pecan
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)

What kind of nut can't open doors?
A monkey nut.
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)

Lies!

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)

What's the biggest nut in the world?
Nutsylvania
( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)